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OUR FLOURISHING ECONOMY  10:44 am July 14, 2011

America About To Lose Its Fancy Credit Card

by Wonkette Jr.

Because of many reasons including “the nation cannot even agree to print more money,” the United States is in danger of losing its fancy AAA credit rating from Moody’s, the investing service that decides what countries and businesses have good credit. (Moody’s failed to predict the housing collapse and current financial meltdown, so who knows [...]

SEX DISORDERS  11:00 am December 11, 2008

by Sara K. Smith

MARK PENN DISCOVERS FANCIFUL NEW DEMOGRAPHIC: He calls them “Mattress Stuffers”: a group of depraved individuals who, unable to experience arousal from normal human contact, can only reach sexual fulfillment by humping beds full of dollars. Mark Penn is the soccer mom of mattress stuffers. [Wall Street Journal]

THE NEIGHBORS ARE WATCHING  3:53 pm July 7, 2008

Obama Keeps Child Slaves In Fancy Illegal House

by Jim Newell

The front page of GOP.com — one of America’s top sources of humor — uses this graphic to represent “Obama’s Glass Houses.” It links to a scandalous item about how Obama locked into a modestly below-average mortgage rate because he had good credit. Oh no that is terrible oh no. We’re mostly interested in the [...]


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