Tag: CRAZY PEOPLE

A Children’s Treasury of Crazy People Reacting to Hillary Probably Winning

Oh, yes, the LoonySphere has thoughts on the election, too. Some are simply worried about illegal aliens FROM SPACE.

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Oh No, The Witches Have Cursed Donald Trump!

Well be with you, readers, and welcome once again to the Snake Oil Bulletin! On today's bulletin, we take a look at the hardest working political action committee in America: The Witches! It seems election fever has gripped even our...
We hear she suffers from gentile warts, too

Idaho Lady Tries To Beat, Choke Jewish Woman Into Personal Relationship With Jesus

A Boise, Idaho, woman has found an assertive new way of bringing people to the Lord that makes the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses look like slackers: A Boise woman is facing felony charges after police say she attacked a Jewish...

STOP IT. STOP SETTING YOURSELVES ON FIRE ON THE NATIONAL MALL.

We had the immense great pleasure (not really) of ear-witnessing the police kill that poor postpartum crazy lady at the Capitol yesterday. (We actually had "postpartum" when we heard there was a baby in the car, till we were...

Here Are Your ‘Winning’ Bradlee Dean Pix ‘N Lawyer Letters (You Win Nothing!)

After we received a delightful phoney-baloney legal threat from Expert Showman Bradlee Dean's assistant lickspittle, just because we supposably "defamed" Dean by directly quoting him, we asked you, the Wonkettariat, to show us your fauxto chops and serve...

Wonkette Bradlee Dean Photoshop Funtimes And Legal Letter Contest!

Hey, remember today? When we got that hilares letter informing us that we better, like, say sorry or something, and DEFINITELY take down all that libel-y stuff about one Mr. Herr Doktor Bradlee Dean? Well, some of you asked...

Things We Learned From Our Neighbor Last Night, About ‘The Jews’

The Jews funded WWI so they could spread out. The Jews took advantage of Germany and took all its wealth and if they hadn't, how would one maniac be able to convince an entire country to kill them? We wouldn't have...

This Old Man By The River Has the Perfect Mitt Romney Theme Song

Here is a man who calls himself the "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" and "Co Prophet of the End Times" in front of a green screen, playing a beautiful song on his keyboard called "Mitt Romney, A Hero In...

Allen West Will Fake-Execute You If You Question His Devotion To Ryan Budget

Oh, good heavens, what has powerful nutball Allen West gotten himself into today? Something insane? Something creepy, perhaps? ALL OF THEM. Representative West, an actual elected official with hands on the levers of government, loves fellow representative Paul Ryan's...

Obamacare Will Offer $1 Abortions, Say Crazy People

Aren't we lucky, dear Wonketteers? Obamacare hasn't even darkened the Supreme Court's doorstep (where, pro-tip, it will be voted down by the resident well-insured and sinecured octogenarians), and already opponents are rushing to instill fear into the hearts of...

Basket Case Quitter Sarah Palin Cancels Her Own Tea Party Headliner

What has Sarah Palin quit today? Her own headline act at Iowa's big Tea Party circus this Saturday. And how is this different than everything else this mentally unstable con-artist has quit since losing her one and only national...

Barry Hates Riding In Cars With Boys

Greetings, liberal larvae! I hope you enjoyed your Dear Leader's Most Sacred and Honorable Birthday Week in the appropriate fashion: prostrating yourself at the Virgin of Obamalupe altar you've built in the corner of your shack with colorful tin...

Relive Michele Bachmann’s Insane Speech To Her Devil!

Did you love Michele Bachmann's super crazy web-cam deal last night, when she literally spoke to her Spirit Devil for something like seven minutes, as it hovered several feet away from the video camera? Well then, you will certainly...

Pleiadians, Lizard People Going To Explode America While Obama In Asia

You feel that chill outside? No, of course you don't. The weather is getting warmer and warmer right now. Why? Ex-communist and ex-Nazi Pleiadians and Lizard People, that's why. Galaxy mother / BlogTalkRadio personality / future Fox News anchor...

Dying Glenn Beck Dying, Has Crackpot Theory About Him Dying

OMG, you guys, Glenn Beck is dying! At least we think so, as he is very cryptic about it. He got all teary and such on his radio show today, and while that's pretty much an every-second occurrence for...

If John Bolton Was President He Could Bomb Iran ‘Whenever,’ Right?

The bow tie hobbits at the Daily Caller landed a hot interview with Neocon Mustache Ride "John Bolton" -- the premier authority on America's #1 most-pressing issue: When Do We Bomb Iran? Bolton explained to Tucker Carlson's gnome-slaves that...