CRAZY PEOPLE
Here Are Your ‘Winning’ Bradlee Dean Pix ‘N Lawyer Letters (You Win Nothing!)
After we received a delightful phoney-baloney legal threat from Expert Showman Bradlee Dean’s assistant lickspittle, just because we supposably “defamed” Dean by directly quoting him, we asked you, the Wonkettariat, to show us your fauxto chops and serve us up some manipulated images, for Comedy! We also asked you to prepare us some lawyerly replies [...]
Wonkette Bradlee Dean Photoshop Funtimes And Legal Letter Contest!
Hey, remember today? When we got that hilares letter informing us that we better, like, say sorry or something, and DEFINITELY take down all that libel-y stuff about one Mr. Herr Doktor Bradlee Dean? Well, some of you asked for a Photoshop contest, but we will do you one better! Since so many Wonkerados are [...]
Things We Learned From Our Neighbor Last Night, About ‘The Jews’
The Jews funded WWI so they could spread out. The Jews took advantage of Germany and took all its wealth and if they hadn’t, how would one maniac be able to convince an entire country to kill them? We wouldn’t have a problem with race in this country if the Media (Jews) did/did not point [...]
This Old Man By The River Has the Perfect Mitt Romney Theme Song
Here is a man who calls himself the “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and “Co Prophet of the End Times” in front of a green screen, playing a beautiful song on his keyboard called “Mitt Romney, A Hero In My Mind.” You should all listen to it, if you care about anything culture-related.
Obamacare Will Offer $1 Abortions, Say Crazy People
Aren’t we lucky, dear Wonketteers? Obamacare hasn’t even darkened the Supreme Court’s doorstep (where, pro-tip, it will be voted down by the resident well-insured and sinecured octogenarians), and already opponents are rushing to instill fear into the hearts of real Murkins about exactly what fearful atrocities the legislation hopes to visit upon them. One of [...]
Basket Case Quitter Sarah Palin Cancels Her Own Tea Party Headliner
What has Sarah Palin quit today? Her own headline act at Iowa’s big Tea Party circus this Saturday. And how is this different than everything else this mentally unstable con-artist has quit since losing her one and only national election? Well, this time, she managed to attack her former dingbat-grifter protege Christine O’Donnell in the [...]
Relive Michele Bachmann’s Insane Speech To Her Devil!
Did you love Michele Bachmann’s super crazy web-cam deal last night, when she literally spoke to her Spirit Devil for something like seven minutes, as it hovered several feet away from the video camera? Well then, you will certainly want to watch it again, at the office. You know how cats sometimes “see something” in [...]
Pleiadians, Lizard People Going To Explode America While Obama In Asia
You feel that chill outside? No, of course you don’t. The weather is getting warmer and warmer right now. Why? Ex-communist and ex-Nazi Pleiadians and Lizard People, that’s why. Galaxy mother / BlogTalkRadio personality / future Fox News anchor Colleen Thomas has gone onto the YouTube from her well-appointed home to tell us that this [...]
Dying Glenn Beck Dying, Has Crackpot Theory About Him Dying
OMG, you guys, Glenn Beck is dying! At least we think so, as he is very cryptic about it. He got all teary and such on his radio show today, and while that’s pretty much an every-second occurrence for him, this time he seemed resigned to the fact that he will die, or something, soon. [...]
Michael Steele Thinks That Everyone Who Wants To Beat Him Up Can Just Go Die
Michael Steele went on the radio today to tell everyone to shut the fuck up. “I’m telling them and I’m looking them in the eye and say I’ve had enough of it. If you don’t want me in the job, fire me. But until then, shut up. Get with the program or get out of [...]
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Hilarious Weirdo Leaves Comment About Sarah Palin’s House (?)
by Ken Layne
What kind of insanity is Sarah Palin causing today? We were reading Wonkette alum Juli Weiner’s thing at the Vanity Fair website about the Great Home-Depot Pre-Assembled Board-Wall of Wasilla when we stumbled upon a comment that may or may not have been translated from the original Latvian. Does Sarah Palin “takes off her cloths, [...]