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Posts Tagged ‘crazy eyes’

THE WAR ON PAULTARDS

She’s Back! Paultard Gal Doesn’t Heart McCain!

Monday, June 30th, 2008


Remember this one? Looks like her wrists healed up, and she covered the Ron Paul sticker on her dresser with a flaggy thing. And WTF with the weird cuts and the kids’ ball that keeps appearing in different parts of her bedroom? Oh my god there is a CHILD loose in there, trying to ruin mom’s McCain commentary! She’s got 172 videos, like this one, of her belly, after the Surgery, and of course this one that breaks the Olympics/Bilderberg/2008 conspiracy, finally! [YouTube]


ELECTIONS

America To Elected Officials: We Love Crazy Eyes, But We’re Ambivalent About Actual Crazy

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

DEMOCRATS

Joe Lieberman’s Giant, Frowny Paper-Mache Head Announces Intention to Run as Independent (Maybe)

Monday, July 3rd, 2006

liebermanfloat.jpgJoe Lieberman, facing a primary challenge from an actual Democrat (well, someone who isn’t Joe Lieberman — we’re just assuming the guy’s a Democrat. Also, we still don’t trust his CRAZY EYES) announced a little while ago that he’s collecting signatures for a possible run as an independent. Actually, he announced that he’s collecting signatures to run as a completely made-up thing (“Petitioning Democrat?” Why not “Mugwump,” Mr. Senator?). But the important news here is that some bloggers made a giant, creepy float of him kissing the President. MORE »