Tag: crazy

Basically Tim Pawlenty with slightly more experience. Whatever happened to T-Paw anyway?

John Kasich Detects Some Flaws In His Jihad For Jesus Plan (But He’s Still For It)

The governor from Ohio, who enjoys rolling his eyes at his fellow Republican presidential candidates because they are nutty but he is reasonable, introduced a terrific plan this week to Fight the War on Terra: convert the heathens to Judeo-Christianity, which, FUN FACT, is...

Crusades Sure Is Dumb Idea, Says Guy Who Wants To Declare Holy War

It is comforting to know that amid the panties-soiling panic by Republican presidential candidates -- oh no, the toddler terrorists posing as refugees are comin' to get us! -- there is one conservative voice of reason, and you will never...
It's Smitin' Time!

‘Moderate’ John Kasich Only Wants To Bring Back The Crusades A Little Bit

We have to say, we never saw this one coming. In the race to see who could come up with the most insane, unconstitutional proposal in reaction to the Paris massacre, our money was on the obvious favorites, Ben...
Somebody's enjoying this a little too much

Morning Maddow: For 2016, GOP Debates To Try Ackin’ Less Cray-Cray (Video)

Rachel Maddow was in full political-nerd bliss Friday with this report on the announced schedule for the 2016 GOP primary debates. Rachel is pretty sure the best TV series of 2012 was the "nationally-televised tragicomedy of the Republican presidential...
Maureen McDonnell confronts the staff (Artist's conception)

Bob McDonnell Innocent By Reason Of Wife’s Cuckoo Insanity

The defense opened its case in former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell's corruption trial Monday, and at least part of the defense strategy seems aimed at a Not Guilty By Reason Of Wife's Insanity verdict. A staffer for the former...

Pat Robertson: Jesus Wants You To Divorce Your Wife If She Won’t Put Out

Pat Robertson has had quite the week. After sounding the alarm about the apocalyptic asteroid event that could happen next week, or ever, Robertson advised a 700 Club caller that his wife probably withheld sex because of childhood sexual...

Mitch McConnell’s Crack Oppo Researchers Reveal: Ashley Judd Is A Democrat!

There are some secret tapes of Mitch McConnell only talking, don't be gross -- and it appears the man is worse than we ever thought, in the how is he even able to dress himself much less be a...

South Carolina Has Fun New Idea: Jail Officials Who Implement Obamacare

Anyone here from SOUTH CAROLINA? Yes? Maybe you can explain to us why your state is so crazy, possibly as crazy as Florida (or at least, coming at a close second): South Carolina state Rep. Bill Chumley last week pre-filed a...

Bachmann Comix Will Feature Sexy Flying Imams, Other Things

The crazed baby-farming, Bush-groping McCarthyite fluorescent light bulb evangelist Michele Bachmann captures the imaginations of liberals and artists alike. How, they wonder, can somebody be so nuts without very publicly nurturing an addiction to high-strength prescription meds? Bachmann lovers will...