Tag: crazies

Beloved Nevada Dingbat Sharron Angle Running For Congress!!!

It's not all bad news (or good news) today! Crazy second-amendment-remedy granny Sharron Angle has a new YouTube posted on the YouTube! And that is simply ... weird? Comforting? Baffling? Let's go with "comforting," because when radiation rains down...

Michele Bachmann: Reporting On Dumb Things I Say Proves Media Bias

Heartfelt chuckles and patronizing sighs were enjoyed by all when Michele Bachmann told a New Hampshire crowd on Saturday, "You're the state where the shot was heard around the world at Lexington and Concord." (New Hampshire is also the...

The Year In Lovable Crazy Longshot Midterm Candidates

This year, we saw some stellar legitimate candidates for Congress who were crazy and won their party's nomination, such as Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell. But there were also some other, more mentally unstable longshot candidates. These candidates brought...

Texas Christians Execute Santa Claus (Video!)

Oh look, some fucktard wingnuts in Texas somewhere made a video of themselves "executing Santa Claus," you know, because Baby Jesus hates Santa Claus. Why does Baby Jesus hate a Christian saint? Because Baby Jesus isn't Catholic anymore, come...

Jerome Corsi Returns To North American Union Thing

Swiftboat birther nutsack Jerome Corsi is so confused by Obama becoming Republican Senate Majority Leader that there's really nothing left to do but go back to the old "George W. Bush is making Mexico and Canada part of America...

The Dream That Is Michele Bachmann Has Finally Died

For Michele Bachmann, this was the year. Her party took back the House. She raised more money than ever. She set up a PAC to buy the devotion of her colleagues. MICHELE BACHMANN WAS FINALLY GOING PLACES IN THIS...

GOP Congressman Who Blames Sarah Palin For Everything Now Sort of Sorry

Sarah Palin, the most perfect living human being since Jesus, made absolutely perfect Senate picks -- all of them lost. In several cases, her vain and idiotic intrusions cost the GOP perfectly safe races. Just to bring back the...

Michele Bachmann Harassed By ‘Going Crazy’ Prankster

Remember when Chris Matthews was harassing Michele Bachmann on his liberal MSNBC show, calling her a hypnotized zombie and everything, and then her eyes got even bigger and she started mocking him for the "tingle down my leg" thing,...

Communist Traitor Requests Stimulus Money 7 Times For Her Minnesota District

Minnesota communist Michele Bachmann (C-USSR) loves Socialism and Barack Obama and Black People so much that all she does is beg her black boyfriend Barack Obama for socialist money from the TAXPAYER so she can spend it on Big...

Hecklers Ruin Obama Fundraiser Speech

Somehow President Obama is not as eloquent as usual when he's delivering a speech at a fundraiser. It could be because he's just there to get people to give candidates money. Or it could be because people show up...

Delaware Witch O’Donnell Casts Masturbation Spell On Values Voters

Vengeful mobs of Real Americans converged on DC this past weekend to enjoy the all-you-can-eat Freedom & Diabetes buffet at the Values Voter Summit. Even Christine O'Donnell stopped by to pout for money and talk about how her "love...

New Twilight Mashup Features Michele Bachmann and Other Crazy Ladies

Have you pre-ordered your "wet section" box seats for the premiere of Fire from the Heartland: the Awakening of the Conservative Woman, Leni Riefenstahl's most recent and celebrated film? We assume this documentary is about angry moms who want...

John Bolton Maybe Running For President of Bombing Iran

Remember when John Bolton blushed like the most flattered debutante when Tucker Carlson's bow-tie gnomes begged him to run for president? (To forget this moment would be tantamount to "forgetting to give your girlfriend something nice for 9/11.") John...

Screeching Lunatic Running For Office Somewhere

Oh jesus fucking christ, they're just doing this to get on Wonkette now. UPDATE: Haha, now this is a "private" video. Luckily, we've got another copy.

Dan Maes LIED About Lying About Being a Secret Agent In Liberal, Kansas

Some unscrupulous facts on the internet want you to believe that Colorado's almost-governor Dan Maes was never a secret agent, perhaps because Dan Maes told the news reporters that his famous stories about being an undercover policeman were not...

Dentist Releases First Hillary Ad of 2012 Campaign

"When asked why he put the ad up, DeJean told CNN Thursday that 'I'm a dentist and I don't think this country is headed in the right direction.'" THANK YOU, WILLIAM DEJEAN. That's what we've all been thinking. We...