Insanity: Palin’s Spokeswoman Can’t Even Make Up Reasons Why Crazy Sarah Palin Just Bailed On Her Elected Position As Governor
Saturday, July 4th, 2009
Nutty Palin spokeslady Meg Stapleton was in New York when Nutty Palin suddenly resigned as governor of Alaska, the state that elected her as governor two-and-a-half years ago. Listen to Meg make NO SENSE as a baffled Anderson Cooper asks her again and again, “Lady why are you talking about basketball, and how does quitting equal leadership, and I don’t know who the hoop is, and who the ball is.” Cooper’s expressions around 4:40 are priceless. [CNN/YouTube]












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