In a hilarious slapstick NASA version of that one time when Ozzy Osbourne’s jet crashed into Lynyrd Skynyrd’s tour bus or something, a train carrying those giant space shuttle rocket fuel tanks crashed in a forest in Alabama. MORE »

During Monday’s outrageous multi-pronged multi-front terror attacks across America, the Metro system in our nation’s capital was deliberately targeted. Due to the Main Stream Media Bias, you probably didn’t even know a Metro car derailed near the Mount Vernon station and injured a bunch of people. MORE »

* Brokeback Mountain fans: sore losers? [HuffPo] MORE »

So you didn’t watch the Academy Awards last night. Well, that’s okay; with the help of this handy little guide, you can pretend that you did. MORE »