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Use Up That Canned Cranberry Sauce, With Booze!

Even if you make Ken Layne’s Aunt Wonkette’s Real Cranberry Business every year, chances are good that you still put can of the jellied cranberry sauce on your fine china to complete the spread on your Thanksgiving table, strictly for looks. Then, tradition demands that you put it in a ziploc bag and leave it in the fridge until the week before Christmas, never using it. Tradition be damned! We’re making cocktails! Read more on Use Up That Canned Cranberry Sauce, With Booze!…
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Here’s the Famous Real Cranberry Business Recipe From Wonkette!

It’s that special time of year when we all give thanks for 25% real unemployment, the never-ending recession and real-estate collapse, terrible schools, broken infrastructure, cops crushing the skulls of our lawfully protesting children, the scent of pepper spray in the air, a group of dangerous psychopaths running for one party’s nomination, and a bunch of mouth-breathing cretins sticking their hands up Granny’s hoo-ha at the airport. And that means we should all gather around the oven and watch Aunt Wonkette make its world-famous boozed-up cranberry sauce! Read more on Here’s the Famous Real Cranberry Business Recipe From Wonkette!…
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How To Make Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business

It’s that special time of year when we all give thanks for 25% real unemployment, the never-ending real-estate collapse, terrible schools, broken infrastructure and a bunch of mouth-breathing cretins sticking their hands up Granny’s hoo-ha at the airport. And that means we should all gather around the oven and watch Aunt Wonkette make its world-famous boozed-up cranberry sauce! Read more on How To Make Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business…
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Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business

No first lady could even fucking imagine making something as wonderful and perfect as your editor’s famous Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business. It is one of those things that just blows people away, because they assume it must be so hard to make real cranberry relish because why else would we eat that Jell-o’d aspic glob from the can? IT MUST BE SO HARD. No, it isn’t, so stop whining about everything, for once. Read more on Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business…