Tag: cranberry sauce

Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette’s Real Cranberry Business

No first lady could even imagine making something as wonderful and perfect as your editor's famous Wonkette Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business. It is one of those things that just blows people away, because they assume it must be...

Use Up That Canned Cranberry Sauce, With Booze!

Even if you make Ken Layne's Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business every year, chances are good that you still put can of the jellied cranberry sauce on your fine china to complete the spread on your Thanksgiving table, strictly for...
Now that's presidential.

Republicans Wish Obama Did Turkey Murder As Good As Sarah Palin

If you're like most Republicans, you're not even HAVING Thanksgiving this year, because you're still upset over how "President" Obama abused his executive powers last year, by pardoning TWO turkeys instead of just one, can you say OUT OF...

Use Up That Canned Cranberry Sauce, With Booze!

Even if you make Ken Layne's Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business every year, chances are good that you still put can of the jellied cranberry sauce on your fine china to complete the spread on your Thanksgiving table, strictly for...

Here’s the Famous Real Cranberry Business Recipe From Wonkette!

It's that special time of year when we all give thanks for 25% real unemployment, the never-ending recession and real-estate collapse, terrible schools, broken infrastructure, cops crushing the skulls of our lawfully protesting children, the scent of pepper spray...

How To Make Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business

It's that special time of year when we all give thanks for 25% real unemployment, the never-ending real-estate collapse, terrible schools, broken infrastructure and a bunch of mouth-breathing cretins sticking their hands up Granny's hoo-ha at the airport. And...

Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business

No first lady could even fucking imagine making something as wonderful and perfect as your editor's famous Wonkette's Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business. It is one of those things that just blows people away, because they assume it must...