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Are you the sort of “can do” person who will show up to work every day? Do you like to “hang out on the beach” and corporate benefits. Can you read, or operate a telephone? Then you’re totally qualified for a great new summer job at Cuba’s beautiful Guantanamo Bay resort and Muslim-torturing camp. MORE »

* “Kilt-wearing hottie”? Sure, why not — kilts let the breeze in so nicely. [Missed Connections]
* Wait, superstar stylist Andre Chreky isn’t gay? [Washington Post]
* “Is it wrong not to tell a girl you’re leaving town to get laid?” [Rants and Raves]
* Feel like your co-workers who speak in a different language to each other might be talking smack about you? It’s entirely possible. [Across The River]
* Puzzling over the H3 bus and why it goes down Veazey Street: “I mean, four lanes of traffic is more suitable for a bus. It’s not rocket science.” [Why I Hate DC]

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* “His quote: ‘I had the best time in D.C., better than any other city in the country.’ (He did stress ‘in the country.’)” [DudesOnFoods]
* You can find anything on Craigslist — including the chance to live with psychics. [Pete Glow]
* “I am spending my Friday night drinking at a bar by myself. And it’s great!” As an added bonus, there’s free wifi. [Ficke]
* “Dining at the Y, eating her cake, munching the carpet … pick your favorite euphemism.” [ LMNtal Attraction]
* “I just wanna take you upstairs and bend you over’ and stuff like that.” [DCist]

* There’s been a “massive surge in the rat population on Capitol Hill as a result of Eastern Market burning down, causing a rat exodus of massive proportions.” [Prince of Petworth]
* “God, what a fucked up country we’ve become. Ronald fucking Reagan was the greatest american ever, according to some poll by People magazine or whoever. Not Jefferson, not Washington, not Hamilton or Lincoln, but a b grade actor potted plant that was a front man for the religious right.” [Craigslist]
* Do you enjoy “pigeonholing the opposite sex”? [Roissy in DC]
* Gary Bauer hates the pampered pets of Dupont Circle. [Girl From the South]
* New farmers market at 14th & U. [Draw Me a Sheep]

* If a Metro bus hits you, you probably deserved it. So forget about the lawsuit, okay? [why.i.hate.dc]
* An entire blog dedicated to Happy Hours! Bookmark it. Use it. [Tremonkey's DC Bar Tour]
* DC on its way to having a non-black majority of the population, and it didn’t even take a hurricane. [DCist]
* “Perfect blend of professionalism and restrained sensuality. i melt when you look at me. let’s spend all summer dancing around the elephant in the room.” [Craigslist]

Put an ad up on craigslist looking for a room to rent and you never know who’ll get back to you. One young man got a response from a legislative staffer to a certain Republican Representative from Ohio. The staffer has the usual requirements in a roommate: clean, quiet, white… MORE »

* Property taxes for the Warehouse Next Door/Theater are increasing over 500%. Possible move or closure after July. [Life in Mount Vernon Square]
* Something for the earthy socialite to do in the morning. [The Green Miles]
* Stars of Artomatic. [Mid Atlantic Art News]
* Are you looking for a “SPM who has enough spare time to blog, and a job good enough to afford bottled beer on occasion and a grill to prepare meat and veggies on?” He comes with free phone, wireless Internet and cable. And what is the “P” for? [New Kid on the Eckington Block]

* Heard on the Hill: Marsha Blackburn’s daughter wants to be something called the “Oyster Easter Queen.” … Jon Voight spotted outside the offices of Norm Coleman flossing… House Foreign Affairs Committee craigslist ad: fake! [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Barbara Harrison said “shit” on the tv the other night. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Max Baucus swung into action when a staffer became ill and, uh, helped call 911 and get water and stuff… Borat’s gonna be at WHCA dinner. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: The Webb gun thing might affect DC voting rights or something… Al Franken needs your money. [Politico]