Tag: craigslist

Here’s the Topless Craigslist Pic of Mubarak You Wanted

Did you have any doubt that this existed? Los Angeles cartoonist Lalo Alcaraz posted it to Twitter yesterday. But the Internet is so slow in Egypt this week, it took until just now for it to finally download on...

Sexy Craigslist Congressman Chris Lee (R-Casual Encounters) Resigns

Weirdo Republican House Rep. Chris Lee of New York's 26th District was actually trying to hook up with ladies on the Internet, which is so not the way the GOP rolls, so he has already resigned in shame, the...

Rep. Chris Lee Sending Half-Naked Pics To Ladies On Craigslist

Gawker has published e-mails they say are from married Republican Congressman Chris Lee, who was apparently trolling Craigslist D.C.'s "Women Seeking Men" forum and sent a lady a shirtless camera-phone photo of him flexing his bicep in a bathroom...

Americans Are Still Homeless and Poor

Home foreclosures are up 25 percent, which is probably why everyone is just getting so high. More than 2.3 million homes have been repossessed by lenders since the Greatest Recession began three years ago. And what has Obama done...

Jeebus Lady Cindy Jacobs Repents For All Lesbians, Cleanses Craigslist

Your Wonkette reporter of The Homosexuals is back bearing good news, or as they like to call it in church, "a new gospel": All of the world's lesbians have been fully repented for! This happened last week, in Sacramento, at...

Did You ‘Restore Honor’ (Have Secret Gay Sex) at GlennBeckPalooza?

Four score and seven years ago, our Founding Fathers created Craigslist so that horny wingnut dudes could hook up for spontaneous sexual encounters in the nation's capital, while Defending Liberty. And over the weekend, some patriots acknowledged the Fathers'...

RACIST LAWN DECORATIONS FOR SALE, IN 2010, IN NEW JERSEY: Hooray for Diversity of Thought! An alert Wonkette operative found these charming lawn jockeys and other racist trinkets common in the 19th Century available for sale right now! "WE...

Banal Corporate Excellence Cult Looking For Recruits

Future and/or current Washingtonians! Are you looking for a shared housing situation in a walkable neighborhood near downtown and the Metro, but aren't sure if you'll be able to handle keep a detailed log of all your pooping?...

Hey Summer Interns, It’s Today’s Hot Rental Opportunity: Live With A Poop Monster

In today's edition of Wonkette Real Estate Prospects For Summertime Workers, we have this room available for rent in DC's lovely Capitol Hill neighborhood. Your roommate would tell you about all the hottest Defense Department gossip, take you to...

Hey, Now Which Wonkette Commenter Filed This??

Is it possible for anyone to say no to this draining?

Tired of Gay Liberal Craigslist? Try Gipperslist!

Tell you what, it's about dang time they made a craigslist for conservative real 'mericuns, caint even look for some coonhounds what without gettin' all distracted by the filthy pre-vert m4m ads, next thing you know the devil done...

Conservatives: Employment Awaits Near San Francisco!

Tipster "paperpush" sends us news that at least one (1) new job has been created in the Bay Area. Green shoots, etc! Are you a right-of-center sort of thinker with mad writing skillz and decent hygiene? Read on. The details: Young...

It’s Friday Night At CPAC, And Closeted Gay Anger-Humping’s In The Air

There are a bunch of these on craigslist, and who knows how many of them are Democratic operatives setting traps. But! If you find yourself in a situation tonight where, ohhh let's see, you're having gay sex in the...

Some Guy Needs Human Female Inaugural Date

Well, this one just smacks of implausibility -- what "tall and handsome 6'3" and work out daily" kind of guy do you know who would have to go on Craigslist looking for a party date? -- but whatever, we'll...

Help These Nice Gals Go To An MTV Ball, America!

... GO ON? 1. We are willing to pay $500 for 2 ball tickets ( I know its low-- but hey we are poor college students) 2. 2 tickets to the NBA All Star Rookie Challenge (hot ticket--- sold out!) 3....

Insane Plutocrat Thinks Someone From Craigslist Will Go For This

Well this is the shadiest sentence ever written: "Located in the heart of DC on embassy road –where all of the embassy’s are." Hmm, wonder if that's near Embassy Row, where there are also a lot of embassies? Another...