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  the 'real' cpac

It’s Friday Night At CPAC, And Closeted Gay Anger-Humping’s In The Air

There are a bunch of these on craigslist, and who knows how many of them are Democratic operatives setting traps. But! If you find yourself in a situation tonight where, ohhh let’s see, you’re having gay sex in the anus with a closeted Republican politician, then please share with tips@wonkette.com and we may write about it on the Internet. [Craigslist] Read more on It’s Friday Night At CPAC, And Closeted Gay Anger-Humping’s In The Air…
  personals

Some Guy Needs Human Female Inaugural Date

Well, this one just smacks of implausibility — what “tall and handsome 6’3″ and work out daily” kind of guy do you know who would have to go on Craigslist looking for a party date? — but whatever, we’ll bite. He does not care if you are an 89-year-old skeletal space monster, as long as you look vaguely humanoid and want to go to an inaugural ball with this guy. He will buy you a dress, too! Oh but here is the HOOK: He’s got tickets to the Texas State Society’s Black Tie & Boots Inaugural Ball, which of course nobody wants to go to. Texas is dead to the rest of the nation. [DC Craigslist] Read more on Some Guy Needs Human Female Inaugural Date…
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Insane Plutocrat Thinks Someone From Craigslist Will Go For This

Well this is the shadiest sentence ever written: “Located in the heart of DC on embassy road –where all of the embassy’s are.” Hmm, wonder if that’s near Embassy Row, where there are also a lot of embassies? Another major tip-off: “All money will be handled through money wire.” A true plutocrat would never be so tasteless as to mention the word “money,” twice! Obviously, John Edwards is behind this scam. [Craigslist] Read more on Insane Plutocrat Thinks Someone From Craigslist Will Go For This…
  hobo business opportunities

You Could Maybe Make a Few Dollars Selling These Tasteful Obama Souvenirs

Hello, jobless hordes of the D.C. metropolitan area! Would you like to sell extremely unofficial Inaugural Postcards of our new Shark God, Mr. President Obama? Well good! First, of course, you will need to come up with the cash to buy these things, Wholesale, and then you will easily be able to sell them Retail for, uh, $2.75. Just two dollars and seventy-five cents, for a postcard with one of several weird designs. Read more on You Could Maybe Make a Few Dollars Selling These Tasteful Obama Souvenirs…
  whoring for hope

Everybody With Spare Obama Tickets Is Getting So Laid

If you’ve got a spare ticket to Obama’s Election Night Party in Chicago, you are going to get more ass than a toilet seat. Possibly attractive people are offering full access to all their various orifices to any creep with the special currency of Tuesday Night at Grant Park. Join us for a lecherous tour of Chicago Craigslist offers and demands. Read more on Everybody With Spare Obama Tickets Is Getting So Laid…
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A Children’s Treasury Of Republican M4M Ads In Minneapolis St. Paul

The Republican National Convention has brought truckloads of new visitors to the Twin Cities — and with every event getting canceled in honor of the poor black people who didn’t get killed in the hurricane yesterday, veritable dozens of GOP males were left in their swank hotel rooms with nothing to do. Let’s find out what happens when a bunch of closeted, discreet hairless dudes go looking for good clean fun on Craigslist … Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Republican M4M Ads In Minneapolis St. Paul…
  organs for hope

This Is A Great Deal!

Hell, we already have two, but we’ll take another. There’s a food shortage PEOPLE and kidneys taste gooooood. [Craigslist]
 

Tough Times For America

Thanks, Pareene, for finding this political commentary on Craigslist. We knew about the first two problems, but is this bestiality aversion just a New York thing? Is it because everyone there has genital herpes on their genitalia? [Missed Connections] Read more on Tough Times For America…
 

Better Start That Clinton Paraphernalia Firesale, And Soon!

Maybe you liked her once for her health care mandates, or just thought she might be the more effective manager of the federal bureaucracy? Well you don’t like her anymore! Time to sell sell SELL that stuff before the market shuts down for good. [Craigslist] Read more on Better Start That Clinton Paraphernalia Firesale, And Soon!…
 

Americans Selling All Their Possessions On Craigslist

That 0.6% bit of economic growth in the first quarter of 2008 was just the pathetic result of $3.50-a-gallon gasoline, but there is one sector of the U.S. economy that’s truly booming: Desperate Americans are selling off their last possessions on Craigslist and other online flea-market sites, just so they can buy a little food and gas. Read more on Americans Selling All Their Possessions On Craigslist…
 

Washington Gears Up For White House Correspondents Parties!

This Saturday is the annual White House Correspondents Association dinner in Washington D.C., a.k.a. former Wonkette editor Alex Pareene’s favorite night of the year! And as in previous years, your Wonkette will not be going to the stupid dinner but will be attending after parties thrown by various Main Stream Media publications and networks. One of the most select is the Bloomberg party, the organizers of which HAVE NOT RETURNED OUR E-MAIL YET but did let this random DUDE in who obviously plans on cheating on his boyfriend, with a Wingboy. [Craigslist] Read more on Washington Gears Up For White House Correspondents Parties!…
 

The Iowa Caucus Skinny (According to Des Moines’ Craigslist)

The Des Moines Craigslist — this is where the REAL, salt-of-the-earth Iowans dwell. Historians will write accounts of the 2008 Iowa caucus using this treasure chest of primary research. And when they do, they’ll find it quite shocking that Ron Paul didn’t win the nomination this year. [Craigslist] Read more on The Iowa Caucus Skinny (According to Des Moines’ Craigslist)…
 

Paultards Get No Ass

The Paultard war is spreading to gay gyms across our Washingtons. Alas, be careful what you wear to the gym after work, gay Paultards, or there’ll be no gold standard for you tonight. [Craigslist] Read more on Paultards Get No Ass…
 

Looking For a Good Time This Weekend?

Oh hey Wonkette readers, I’m out for the rest of the day. Got a big… appointment… in Northern Virginia. Biiiiig interview, yep. [30-minute pause]. Damnit, Kucinich got there before me. [Craigslist] Read more on Looking For a Good Time This Weekend?…
 

You can’t take a “wide stance” with your pants around your ankles [craigslist]
 

Even Autocrats Get the Blues

Vladimir Putin, like so many powerful men before him, is apparently now trolling for love on Craigslist. Maybe he can enjoy a brief fling to end his New Hampshire summer on a high note, far from the prying eyes of the European media. Won’t you look into his soul, and let him make you disappear? Russian Dictator Seeks Love – 55 [craigslist] Read more on Even Autocrats Get the Blues…
 

Ron Paul Supporters Forming Domestic-Partnership Revolutionary Army In D.C.

Finally, housing discrimination against Giuliani supporters! $1200 Looking for Ron Paul supporter Reply to: hous-394685593@craigslist.org Date: 2007-08-11, 3:48PM EDT Hi, I’m looking for a fellow Ron Paul supporter to share a two bedroom house on Capitol Hill near Union Station and Stanton Park. Email me for details. Read more on Ron Paul Supporters Forming Domestic-Partnership Revolutionary Army In D.C….
 

Anyone Dumb Enough To Fall For This Deserves To Be Caught

Craigslist Casual Encounters ad of the day: looking for political savy man – w4m – 18 Date: 2007-08-14, 5:03PM EDT Reply to: pers-397059165@craigslist.org Hello men! I am moving to DC to attend Georgetown later this month. I am very interested in politics and Id love to meet some men who could show me around town and help get me into the political network. Read more on Anyone Dumb Enough To Fall For This Deserves To Be Caught…