Tag: craigslist

Someone Keeps Tricking Trump Into Partnering With Con Artists!

The 'Trump Institute' was a totally different con than 'Trump University.' Why does this keep happening to him???
Best friends.

Christian Taliban To Crucify Donald Trump For His Sins

Donald Trump is in YOOOGE trouble, mister! He has upset the fundamentalist Christian gatekeepers, and now he shall surely perish, for such are the ways of the Lord. And he's been trying SO HARD to convince them he's one of them too!...
Poor bastard can't even afford a shirt

Arizona’s ‘F*ck Islam’ Hero Selling Motorcycle To Buy More Guns, Obviously

Show some respect for Jon Ritzheimer, the professional victim who organized the Great Big Scream At A Mosque Rally in Phoenix, proudly posed in his "Fuck Islam" t-shirt, claimed he has been targeted for death by radical Muslims, and whined -- in the...
Fun's over, fellas

Top Staffer For Republican Senator Resigns In Ginormous Sexxytimes Scandal!

In what could be the most shocking political sex scandal of the day, or at least the midafternoon lull, a top aide to Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-New Hampshire) has resigned after being caught in a disappointingly embarrassing, sad prostitution...

Mike Huckabee To Save Internet With ‘Huckabee Post.’ ‘Journalists,’ Apply Now!

Hey, remember that fat white guy who lost weight and now wants to put the 'white' back in White House? No, not the one what closes bridges because of petty political bickering -- the other GOP white guy, the...

How Can You Help Your Wonket Today?

Hey fuckers. You know how I, your beloved Editrix, am constantly asking you for shit? First I ask you for muneez, and then, even though you send it to me, I load the site down with so many ads...

Derp Roundup: All Hallows’ Eve Edition II: The Quickening

We had a feeling that just one collection of Halloween idiocy would not be sufficient to hold all the Derp that the holiday generates, and we were right. So here we go with Derpin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. How about we...

Townhall Investigative Reportrix Katie Pavlich Uncovers Shocking Truth: Everyone’s Pretty ‘Whatever’ About Wendy Davis

Man, it seems like just yesterday, and not a full week ago, that the Texas state legislature finished up its Very Special Session with a heroic butt-kicking of the Republican Party, said kicking having been led by one Wendy...

Craigslist Casual Encounters Section Admirably Fills Aching Void In Boston’s Souls/Holes

The diversity of America inevitably means that each region or city responds to tragic events in unique ways. In New York after 9/11, the Yankees and Mets introduced “God Bless America” to the seventh inning stretch. New Orleans residents...

Are You A French Person Fleeing Socialism? Buy This New Jersey Manse, Off Craigslist!

We guess this New Jersey homeowner has not heard the terrible news that Barack NOBAMA has turned the Good Ol' US of A into a socialist nightmare, as he has taken to the pixels of Craigslist to offer up...

Manure Nut Comes Up With Funniest Political Craiglist Joke Ever

Oh look, here's some joe trying to sell his manure spreader on the 'puter. And it's fifty years old -- what a steal! We bring this to you, however, not simply as the latest installment in the Wonkette Springtime...

CPAC Once Again Full of Self-Hating Gay Men Hunting For Gay Sex

Like every year at CPAC time, the "no strings attached" sex Internet is busy busy busy with self-hating closeted homosexual Republican men who like to take a break from cheering on homophobic bible clods by going back to the...

Mystery Tea Party Reality Adventure Show Seeking Married Couples To Cast

We have no idea at all what this bizarre casting call spotted on Craigslist in Minneapolis looking for "patriotic couples" is, but the antics of screaming racist hillbillies made COPS pretty popular for a while there, so we'll go...

Oh, Chris Lee Was Also Messing Around In the Craigslist Transsexual Section

When Republican Congressman Chris Lee resigned a few weeks ago mere hours after Gawker published what appeared to be e-mails and a photo he sent to a lady on Craigslist about wanting to have an affair, it surprised people....

Here’s the Topless Craigslist Pic of Mubarak You Wanted

Did you have any doubt that this existed? Los Angeles cartoonist Lalo Alcaraz posted it to Twitter yesterday. But the Internet is so slow in Egypt this week, it took until just now for it to finally download on...

Sexy Craigslist Congressman Chris Lee (R-Casual Encounters) Resigns

Weirdo Republican House Rep. Chris Lee of New York's 26th District was actually trying to hook up with ladies on the Internet, which is so not the way the GOP rolls, so he has already resigned in shame, the...