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A Children’s Treasury Of Republican M4M Ads In Minneapolis St. Paul

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Looking for discreet bathroom funThe Republican National Convention has brought truckloads of new visitors to the Twin Cities — and with every event getting canceled in honor of the poor black people who didn’t get killed in the hurricane yesterday, veritable dozens of GOP males were left in their swank hotel rooms with nothing to do. Let’s find out what happens when a bunch of closeted, discreet hairless dudes go looking for good clean fun on Craigslist … MORE »


This Is A Great Deal!

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Hell, we already have two, but we’ll take another. There’s a food shortage PEOPLE and kidneys taste gooooood. [Craigslist]


Tough Times For America

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008


Thanks, Pareene, for finding this political commentary on Craigslist. We knew about the first two problems, but is this bestiality aversion just a New York thing? Is it because everyone there has genital herpes on their genitalia? [Missed Connections]


Better Start That Clinton Paraphernalia Firesale, And Soon!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Maybe you liked her once for her health care mandates, or just thought she might be the more effective manager of the federal bureaucracy? Well you don’t like her anymore! Time to sell sell SELL that stuff before the market shuts down for good. [Craigslist]


Americans Selling All Their Possessions On Craigslist

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Just like Tom Joad's blues ...That 0.6% bit of economic growth in the first quarter of 2008 was just the pathetic result of $3.50-a-gallon gasoline, but there is one sector of the U.S. economy that’s truly booming: Desperate Americans are selling off their last possessions on Craigslist and other online flea-market sites, just so they can buy a little food and gas. MORE »


Washington Gears Up For White House Correspondents Parties!

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

This Saturday is the annual White House Correspondents Association dinner in Washington D.C., a.k.a. former Wonkette editor Alex Pareene’s favorite night of the year! And as in previous years, your Wonkette will not be going to the stupid dinner but will be attending after parties thrown by various Main Stream Media publications and networks. One of the most select is the Bloomberg party, the organizers of which HAVE NOT RETURNED OUR E-MAIL YET but did let this random DUDE in who obviously plans on cheating on his boyfriend, with a Wingboy. [Craigslist]


John Edwards Doppelgangers To Have Even More Sex

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

edwardscraigslist.jpgUh oh, is Rielle Hunter getting desperate? Don’t worry, Rielle. He’ll have lots of free time soon, and you’ll have the real thing all to yourself. [Craigslist]


The Iowa Caucus Skinny (According to Des Moines’ Craigslist)

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

craigslistiowa.jpgThe Des Moines Craigslist — this is where the REAL, salt-of-the-earth Iowans dwell. Historians will write accounts of the 2008 Iowa caucus using this treasure chest of primary research. And when they do, they’ll find it quite shocking that Ron Paul didn’t win the nomination this year. [Craigslist]


Paultards Get No Ass

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

posted by a self-loathing ron paul?The Paultard war is spreading to gay gyms across our Washingtons. Alas, be careful what you wear to the gym after work, gay Paultards, or there’ll be no gold standard for you tonight.

[Craigslist]


Looking For a Good Time This Weekend?

Friday, November 9th, 2007

craigslist.jpgOh hey Wonkette readers, I’m out for the rest of the day. Got a big… appointment… in Northern Virginia. Biiiiig interview, yep. [30-minute pause]. Damnit, Kucinich got there before me. [Craigslist]