You know you are scraping the bottom of the barrel, wonk-wise, when the most famous person on your “spotted around DC” list is Wolf Blitzer. Such is the state we find ourselves in this mid-July. But let’s check out the roster and see who was nearly run over in a parking garage, who was seen joking about his ex-wives, and who stumbled upon a hidden squad of lesbians in Alexandria! MORE »

Actually, keep bugging CQ’s Craig Crawford about Don Imus. It’s funny. But good luck doing it via email. His auto-response this weekend was a bit testy. MORE »

• “Number of days until Markos ‘Screw Them’ Moulitsas Zuniga unveils his top secret plan to destroy the Democratic Leadership Council: 12.” (Yes, we’re ashamed to find this hilarious.) [LGF]
• College Republicans sing Nazi war songs. Like you’re surprised. [Truth Caucus]
• “EU ban sparks bra fears.” On the part of . . . ? [The Sun]
• “She’s a single, unmarried woman over 50 years old. That means the press will be able to successfully portray her as either a lesbian, a weirdo, or a lesbian weirdo. Americans will not vote for a lesbian President and they’re not too fond of weirdos either.” We’ll let you guess who “she” is. (Hint: NOT Hillary.) [RWN]
• This whole podcast thing has gotten out of hand. [Crawford's List]