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Fox News ‘Magazine': Your Relationship Needs Plagiarized Children’s Articles That Will Make Your Husband Beat You

We have a sad. The kids at Fark noticed that the guys at Cracked noticed that there is some dumb floozy who is the new Fox News Magazine’s “style and beauty editor,” and not only is she a dumb floozy who thinks playing “pranks” on your husband will spice up your relationship (pranks like making him think you set up a webcam to watch him take a dump? SAD FACE), but also she plagiarized the whole thing from some children’s website. Why are we sad? Because this dumb floozy has a journalism job, while so many of you are forced to slave in the Wonkville story mines, where we charge you for AIR! Read more on Fox News ‘Magazine': Your Relationship Needs Plagiarized Children’s Articles That Will Make Your Husband Beat You…
 

Who Wants To Be a Superpower?

Now that America’s finished, who will take over the world? Might a nice country like Canada or Switzerland have a shot? Will China rule the galaxy yet allow Americans to keep the leading roles, as in Firefly? And if Iran takes over, do we all get new tailored suits — the men, we mean — and gift bags? Read more on Who Wants To Be a Superpower?…