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From yet another piece on CrackBerry addiction (new angle: it makes you a bad parent!) comes this bit of famous family fun: MORE »

* Duke Cunningham gets the longest sentence ever given to a congressman: 8 years and 4 months. MORE »

$612 million later, RIM settles with NTP, Blackberries are saved, everyone in DC rejoices: MORE »

* Not able to attend last week’s big Denmark solidarity rally here in Washington, led by the redoubtable Christopher Hitchens? Our comprehensive coverage — featuring the fantastic photos of Wonkette paparazza Liz Gorman, Intrepid Girl Reporter — is available here and here. MORE »

DON’T PANIC. YOU GET TO KEEP USING YOUR BLACKBERRIES FOR LIKE ANOTHER MONTH AT LEAST. MORE »

And you thought the PandaCam being out of commission (it still is, YOU MONSTERS) was bad: The Man might take our Blackberrys away. A Federal judge has kicked out a settlement between the purveors of the Crackberry and the patent-holders suing them, a move which could, in theory, lead to Research in Motion shutting down the service. The thought makes my thumbs twitch. MORE »