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The budget carrier Spirit Airlines is having a celebration, and they want YOU to come 69 the friendly skies with them, doesn't that sound...

This took long enough. Majestic hoser Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto and the greatest reality TV star the world has ever known, announced last...

As a gift to comedy, performance artist/Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced Thursday night that he's running for another term. "I’m running on my record...

Here is video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's visit Sunday to the West Toronto Church of God, just doing what almost all white politicians...

What do you do when you're a crack-smoking, vodka-guzzling, minority-bashing, homicide-threatening, self-admitted "sick motherfucker," soon-to-be-former mayor of Toronto, who has been politely asked to...

It kind of sucks when a fun caper story takes a murdery turn, which is why The Italian Job -- the 1969 original,...

It took a while, sure, but the Marion Berry copycats are suddenly coming out in droves! (They are just really really slow copycats because...

If former DC Mayor and current DC Councilman Marion Barry had ever bothered to watch Bob Roberts, he would know not to do crack,...

Future generations of scholars and historians* will need look only to six perfect words (or seven if you count the hyphenation) to understand perfectly...

If you live in Kansas, Michigan, or Missouri, there is a primary in your state today! Why aren't you voting, right now? Is...

So this guy in Orlando was driving, at night, when he suddenly noticed a gazillion cars all covered in goofy graffiti saying "Obama smokes...

Wonkette Operative "Cheryl" sends us this amazing report about one teen's secret to awesome spelling.

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