Tag: cpac

Your Weekly Top Ten Is All Het Up About Melania’s Prayer To The Lord!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Were Itty-Bitty ‘Trump’ Russian Flags At CPAC Honest Stupidity Or Epic Trolling? Your Open Thread!

The smart money is almost always on trolling.

Take A Seat, Kellyanne Conway — Let’s Talk About Feminism!

An open letter to Kellyanne Conway, who appears to be very confused about what feminism even means.

Donald Trump Tells CPAC Unnamed Sources Are FAKE NEWS, Except For When He Uses Them

Deconstructing the stupidest part of Trump's CPAC speech.
Worst. Jedi Mind Tricks. Ever.

President Bannon Promises To ‘Deconstruct’ America At CPAC. U-S-A! U-S-A!

President Steve Bannon seems to think he's some kind of French literary theorist, apparently.

President Bannon Commits To Apocalypse. Wonkagenda, Fri., Feb. 24, 2017

CPAC brings out the crazies, the White House tells the FBI to shut up, and nuclear weapons for everyone! Your morning news brief!

Help Us Susan Collins, You’re Our Only Hope! Wonkagenda, For Thurs., Feb 23, 2017

More Trump 'n' Russia, CPAC sharpens its fangs, and Senator Ted Nugent? Your morning news brief!
He seems nice!

Milo Quits Breitbart To Spend More Time Giggling About Pedo Sex

How the 'mighty' have fallen!

Poor Milo Had A Book Deal. Now Poor Milo Ain’t Got No Book Deal :(

Couldn't have happened to a more unkind twat.
He seems nice!

Guess CPAC Didn’t Find Milo’s Kid-Fucking Jokes That Funny After All

Video clips have surfaced of Milo talking about how sex with young boys should be legal, and you are no longer eating your lunch.

Trump Foundation Funds Helped Trump Win Political Support, Kneepad Receipts Still Not Found

More hinky 'charitable' donations from the Trump Foundation? We are almost out of feathers with which to be knocked over.

Classy Donald Trump Suggesting Ted Cruz’s Wife Is Dirty Girl With Dirty Secret

World famous terrific businessman and frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination (LOL) Donald Trump took a break Tuesday night from saying shit-ass things about the Brussels attacks to defend a woman's honor. Specifically, he needed to defend the honor...
And a former thug. Grr.

Ben Carson Suspends Campaign, Will Return To Private Sector Grifting

At CPAC Friday, Dr. Ben Carson formally announced that he's suspending his campaign. After he dropped out of Thursday's presidential debate last week, we knew this day was coming, but it's still sad to say goodbye to one of...

Dr. Ben Carson Writes Prescription For Himself To Go Bye Now

Bad news, everyone. Our favorite brains doctor and Egyptologist has uninvited himself from the Republican presidential debate on Thursday because, it seems, God nudged him awake and showed him some math: Ben Carson, the retired neurosurgeon who briefly led the Republican...

The Weekend Stock Photo Report Will End The Internet As We Know It

In this installment of The Weekend Stock Photo Report with Weekend S. Photo, the DHS fight goes to overtime, Scott Walker is misunderstood except not really, and the conservative freakout over net neutrality is totally precedented. Missed last week's report?...