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An open letter to Kellyanne Conway, who appears to be very confused about what feminism even means.
Deconstructing the stupidest part of Trump's CPAC speech.
President Steve Bannon seems to think he's some kind of French literary theorist, apparently.
CPAC brings out the crazies, the White House tells the FBI to shut up, and nuclear weapons for everyone! Your morning news brief!
More Trump 'n' Russia, CPAC sharpens its fangs, and Senator Ted Nugent? Your morning news brief!
How the 'mighty' have fallen!
Couldn't have happened to a more unkind twat.
Video clips have surfaced of Milo talking about how sex with young boys should be legal, and you are no longer eating your lunch.
More hinky 'charitable' donations from the Trump Foundation? We are almost out of feathers with which to be knocked over.
World famous terrific businessman and frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination (LOL) Donald Trump took a break Tuesday night from saying shit-ass things about the Brussels attacks to defend a woman's honor. Specifically, he needed to defend the honor...
At CPAC Friday, Dr. Ben Carson formally announced that he's suspending his campaign. After he dropped out of Thursday's presidential debate last week, we knew this day was coming, but it's still sad to say goodbye to one of...
Bad news, everyone. Our favorite brains doctor and Egyptologist has uninvited himself from the Republican presidential debate on Thursday because, it seems, God nudged him awake and showed him some math: Ben Carson, the retired neurosurgeon who briefly led the Republican...
In this installment of The Weekend Stock Photo Report with Weekend S. Photo, the DHS fight goes to overtime, Scott Walker is misunderstood except not really, and the conservative freakout over net neutrality is totally precedented. Missed last week's report?...