• May 26, 2012

coyotes

Texas Governor Rick Perry admitted to the press yesterday that he actually occasionally feels fear deep within his mighty, manful chest — fear of legless, poisonous reptile-monsters. This confession took place in the only context in which a male Texan is allowed to discuss vulnerability or emotions of any sort: as part of anecdote about [...]

Metro Section: Ooga Booga

by Ken Layne  4:59 pm April 16, 2007