Tag: cowboys

Here’s the Complete, Hilarious First Rick Perry Ad, Where He’s Dressed as Marlboro Man

Still trying to get Rick Perry's "sausage rickroll" commercial out of your brain? How about the entire original campaign spot that produced the sausage fest's closing shots of Perry inexplicably dressed in a full Halloween costume of a cowboy: Thanks...

Rick Perry Named His Cowboy Boots ‘Freedom’ and ‘Liberty’

And then he adds with an earnest, butter-wouldn’t-melt smile: “You want high taxes and an onerous regulatory climate, that’s your choice.” As he says this, he swivels around excitedly in his desk chair, the cuffs of his trousers hiking...

AFA’s Bryan Fischer: ‘Obama Wants To Give America Back To the Indians’

The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer writes about important religious issues, so of course his attention today has turned to the heathen American Indians who were righteously defeated by the kind, ethical, Christian cowboys. American presidents have traditionally been...

Republican ‘Young Guns’ Publish Violent Cowboy Novel

The creaky and lonesome ol’ town of Americaville -- no longer a boomtown, not yet a ghost town -- just ain’t been the same since that corrupt mayor, mean ol’ Barry Obammer, took office and made every cowpoke, whore,...

Arizona Guy Finally Has Enough Bumper Stickers For Freedom

This proud American is going to play "Cowboys & Muslims" by ... let's see, what did Cowboys do to their enemies, in the movies? (Because in real life, as we all know, cowboys just fuck cows and cry for...

THE END IS NIGH!

By the Comics CurmudgeonReaders! Are you aware that each and every one of you are mortal, and will die? I know, pretty depressing, right? Even worse than the dying -- which, by all accounts, doesn't sound like...

Bush Travels All The Way To Canada To Find Adoring Fans

Wonkette Operative "Ride Me Cowboy" (?!) writes from the Canadian hinterlands to report that our own former president, George W. Bush, visited Calgary for some pasta and fruit salad last night. Today he's addressing the Chamber of Commerce. People...

‘Big John’ Cornyn Creates Comical ‘Western’ Montage Of Self

Big John Cornyn had to speak at a convention, Oh my, what to say, with all that attention! He queried his staff, they dwelled on the matter, 'Til finally they settled on iambic quadrameter! "A cowboy to narrate! Some bales of hay!" Then...