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Posts Tagged ‘covering your ass’

Bird Flu: Preemptive Ass Covering and Buck Shifting By the Feds

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

frances%20fragos%20townsend.jpgEarlier this afternoon, homeland security hottie Frances Townsend graced our television screens, to outline federal government preparations for a possible outbreak of pandemic flu. We were alerted to this development when our traffic spiked, due to Google searches for “frances townsend” and “frances townsend pics.”

The Times offers this account of the federal plan:

Although the federal government will stockpile 75 million doses of antiviral drugs and 20 million doses of vaccine to combat any outbreak of pandemic flu, local governments and individual communities will have to shoulder most of the burden in battling the disease, the White House said today.

Translation: “Good luck, kids, you’re on your own! This is not going to be another Hurricane Katrina, where the federal government gets blamed for everything. Fault your state and local governments instead.”

After the jump, a few more comments on the federal plan (such as it may be).

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Frances Townsend: She Can “Take Over Our Ports” Anytime

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

frances fragos townsend.jpgToday the White House issued a hefty, 228-page report identifying some of the many failures in the federal government’s response to Hurricane Katrina. The report was submitted to President Bush by his homeland security adviser, Frances Fragos Townsend. MORE »


Liveblogging the Cheney Mea Culpa

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

5:58 PM: We’re sitting in front of our TV and ready for this show to get on the road. Tired of Fox News’s relentless coverage of Neil Entwistle — we love tabloid trash as much as the next guy, but Entwistle’s not even interesting trash.

5:59 PM: This interview is probably going to be pretty anticlimactic. Most of the juiciest parts have already been released.

6:00 PM: Unless we learn about a magic bullet, or Lynne Cheney on a grassy knoll, this is going to be a non-event. But hey, this is our job…

6:04 PM: How long is this going to run? We have to meet people for drinks at 7.

6:05 PM: Why Brit Hume? Okay, we can see why. But if Cheney were to appear before, and gain absolution from, the Oprah, this controversy would evaporate instantaneously.

More after the jump.

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Liveblogging the Chertoff Testimony: Part 3

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

Coverage of Secretary Michael Chertoff


Liveblogging the Chertoff Testimony: Part 2

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

Coverage of Secretary Michael Chertoff’s Senate testimony (continued from this prior post): MORE »


Liveblogging the Chertoff Testimony: Part 1

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

Secretary Michael Chertoff is now testifying before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee. Wonkette is on the scene, liveblogging Secretary Chertoff’s desperate attempt to save his job. (This post will probably be updated several times — so keep refreshing that browser! — until we move into a second post.) MORE »