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Posts Tagged ‘court documents’

LIBERAL ACTIVIST JUDGES

Latest Orly Taitz-Litigated ‘Birther Soldier’ Lawsuit Dismissed In Hilarious Opinion

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Terrifying dentist-lawyer Orly Taitz recently filed another suit on behalf of some wingnut soldier who didn’t want to go fight in the various wars — although had no problem remaining in the military, in America! — because Barack Obama is from Kenya and cannot ergo make her do that, so there. Well, here is a judge in Georgia making fun of Taitz, and this soldier, for 14 pages. It is brilliant. [Court Doc]


OFFICIAL HISTORIES

A Children’s Treasury Of Comical Excerpts From Blaggy’s FBI Affadavit

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Well, we had to do this post at some point (not really!). Thank you to The Smoking Gun for providing this juicy excerpt from the FBI’s affadavit re: the various stupid crimes of Illinois Governor Rod “Blaggy” Blagojevich in his attempt to sell a United States Senate seat for a cushy job, a cushy job for his wife, or just some cold motherfuckin’ cash, preferably from Warren Buffett, who has lots of it. MORE »