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Posts Tagged ‘counting’

TIME THE SUBTLE THIEF OF YOUTH

HuffPost’s New Citizen Journalism Ethics Clock Thing Is Exactly As Important As It Sounds

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Do you know what time it is?? It is HALF PAST SERIOUS O’CLOCK, right now and forever, on the HuffingtonPost.com. Yeah, you’re goddamn right someone embedded little countdown clocks that correspond to unpunished Congressional ethics violations somehow! “In the public interest, HuffPost is launching a congressional ethics clock to note the number of days (and hours and minutes and seconds) it’s been since a potential ethics violation has been probed or brought to the attention of Congress’s self-appointed watchdogs.” Uhh, and guess what Charlie Rangel? That clock embed is going to continue to tick until there are some big BIG CHANGES around here. Mmhmm. We’ll wait. [HuffPost]


DEMOCRATS

Hillary’s Magical Maps!

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

A new land, founded on hunters, olds, bitters, and ladiesTop Clinton advisor Harold Ickes arrived on Capitol Hill yesterday armed with magical maps showing how his candidate would win the nomination if Democrats were Republicans, Florida and Michigan’s excluded votes were included, and black caucus-goers were cast into the sea. These maps created a spacious gulag in the Middle West for educated voters under 40, and demonstrated how Barack Obama could never win tough Republican strongholds like California and New York. MORE »


PLAME INVESTIGATION

Decoding The Note: As Easy as ABC, 123

Friday, October 7th, 2005

From today’s edition of “The Note”:

As Easy As Abc123
Mark Halperin would gladly go to jail to protect the identity of number 4. MORE »