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Hillary’s Magical Maps!

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

A new land, founded on hunters, olds, bitters, and ladiesTop Clinton advisor Harold Ickes arrived on Capitol Hill yesterday armed with magical maps showing how his candidate would win the nomination if Democrats were Republicans, Florida and Michigan’s excluded votes were included, and black caucus-goers were cast into the sea. These maps created a spacious gulag in the Middle West for educated voters under 40, and demonstrated how Barack Obama could never win tough Republican strongholds like California and New York. MORE »


Decoding The Note: As Easy as ABC, 123

Friday, October 7th, 2005

From today’s edition of “The Note”:

As Easy As Abc123
Mark Halperin would gladly go to jail to protect the identity of number 4. MORE »