Oh look, it’s Cougar Cindy McCain and her Albino Dwarf, John McCain. He cannot go outside in the sun, because his species lives underground somewhere, in the Shire. Do we really want to have a “presumed GOP nominee” who can’t even go outside? Last time around we had a GOP nominee who can’t handle his liquor, so he has to drink O’Doul’s and eat candy. By 2012 the Republican nominee will be transgendered. [VOA/AP]

Oh, hi Mr. President George W. Bush with the 19% approval rating. What the hell are you doing? Maybe the AP photo caption can help us understand your current problem. Here we go: This three-picture combination of photographs shows President Bush dancing on the North Portico of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, March 5, 2008, as he awaits the arrival of Republican presidential nominee-in-waiting, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak). He just can’t stop dancing! Let’s enjoy all the photos of this historic thing that just happened — you know, when Bush Jr. endorsed a tiny little elderly dwarf — after the jump. MORE »