Tag: cougar

You Internet People Are *Torturing* Cindy McCain!

Cut it out, Wonkett! Cindy McCain's really really upset. She gave an interview to People about her barfy headaches and said funny things and all *you* people did was LAUGH at these funny things. Now she is raising an...

McCain Campaign Says Obama Would Hit A Lady

The McCain people are pretty hopped up on steroids today and are issuing some tuff talk after this morning's delightful housing kerfuffle. They're putting the finishing touches on an ad about Obama's "slum landlord" friend Tony Rezko, a topic...

COUGAR ATTACKING AND MURDERING EVERYONE, IN MARYLAND

Do you live in the Washington D.C. metro area? If so, you are probably going to die soon because there is a COUGAR on the prowl. According to Wonkette "Terp" operative "Chris," security officials at University of Maryland at...

Cindy McCain’s Solemn Vow: ‘No Negative Stuff’

And then she attacked a college in Maryland, the end.

Cindy McCain Continues To Steal Easily Googlable Recipes

A few months ago, John McCain's second and current wife, "Trollop" Cindy, was caught stealing recipes from the Food Network and publishing them as her own material, a simple lapse of ethics that you're supposed to learn, and master,...

Relive WALNUTS’ Big Speech In All Its Failure

John McCain's speech last night -- the kickoff to his general election campaign -- was, simply, constipated. Whenever he tried to make one of his "zingers," he started giggling or, as the still to your left shows, he whipped...

McCain Called His Wife C-Word