[Photo of the SixApart office wall by Miz Ginevra.]

Will the shameful photographs of Democrats wearing “race clothing” ever end? Probably not! Here’s a picture of Hillary wearing the traditional Muslim wife’s “hijab,” which is just one letter away from “jihad.” What terrible opponent is leaking this smear photo on the Internets? The William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library, that’s who! Join us for more shameful pictures of the Clintons in various costumes, after the jump. MORE »

That’s Sen. Chuck Hagel of Nebraska in his budget Halloween costume of Joe Biden in Congress today. Biden may respond in suit by dressing up as a Disgraced Anti-War Republican. [AP]

Yesterday’s Washington Post tackled the awkward question many Americans face every time they go to the mall: Why do 11-year-old girls dress like such sluts? Does it have to do with the Internet, which Brian Williams called “a cultural Wild West” during last night’s debate? Or maybe it has something to do with, let’s see… THE DARK LORD SATAN? If you’re inclined to believe the Christian Broadcasting Network, which we’re not, Lucifer is definitely picking out preteen wardrobes these days — especially on Halloween. MORE »

Your typical social conservative hates Mitt Romney, loves anonymous sex with other costumed social conservatives. Pic credit: The Examiner.

Last week brought CPAC, a sort of Star Trek convention for conservatives, to DC. And with CPAC came the conventioneers, the costumed idiots, the presidential candidates, the sycophants, and the alcoholics just looking to get drunk on Grover Norquist’s tab.

An extremely bored booth employee BlackBerry’d us an exclusive CPAC report on Saturday. After the jump, see what you missed over at the OmniShoreham.

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• Typical Hill staffer workday: Google themselves until lunch, check Yahoo! Results in the afternoon. [A Blog For The Rest of Us]

• Get your ass in character — it’s the Bush laugh that makes the costume, not the Bush mask. [Circumlocutor]
• Halloween 2006: The high water mark of wretched excess in Western Civilization. [Brunch Bird]
• Washingtonian mag unveils new website with Garret Graff’s party blog, same articles you browse in the supermarket line before putting back. [Fishbowl DC]

Patrick Kennedy arrives for a vote. MORE »