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Sad Slob Mitt Romney Just Deliberately Messing With Our Heads Now
Hey, remember that Mitt Romney guy? Yeah, us neither, really, but apparently he was expecting to be president, since it was his birthright or something? And now, he’s just wandering around in a sad daze, with only his hundreds of millions of dollars for company. Poor dude. So like any US American who’s feeling a [...]
Please Read This Joe Biden Story So We Can Sell You Things
Let’s be honest. There has been a shortage, nay, a dearth, of news lately. Did we use up all the news during the election? Because good lord every media outlet we can find is covering the fact that Joe Biden went to Costco: Vice President Joe Biden bought a wide variety of things during his Thursday morning shopping spree [...]
Costco Removes Tomatoes In Anticipation Of Palin Visit
Once upon a time a very long time ago (last week), a man attempted to throw a tomato at Sarah Palin and missed. The Salt Lake City Costco, determined not to allow the greatest possible attempted horror in world history to repeat itself on Costco premises, reportedly took all of its tomatoes of its shelves [...]
America’s Hot New Political Trend: Hoarding Food
Weekend Wonk’d: It’s Hard Out There for an Ex-Chief of Staff
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