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New York Times Cory Booker Takedown Just Got A Lot More Embarrassing For The New York Times
Over the weekend, we told you about a New York Times hit piece on Tall Column of Chocolate Love Cory Booker, and how reporter Kate Zernike did not seem to be doing herself any favors by ending it with a steaming dump of DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Now, thanks to HuffPo, we are [...]
Cory Booker Is The New York Times’ New Al Gore
We guess Newark Mayor Cory Booker sighed too much in his presidential debate with Texas governor Jorge Boosh, because the New York Times has decided he is a big giant asshole! Meow, says the Times’ Kate Zernike, Cory Booker spends a quarter of his time out of town (getting $100 million grants for his city [...]
Newark Tries To Murder Cory Booker
America, have you enjoyed your Cory Booker? He has been your American superhero, your bright shining full-of-integrity star in the awful firmament of American politics. He saves ladies from burning buildings. He has a Gosling-style tumblr dedicated to him. He scored free Hot Pockets for America, or at least for Newark. He’s just like you, [...]
Cory Booker Will Bring You Some Blankets in His Sexxy New Tumblr
Those shameless libruls are at it again, making jokes about your teenage daughters and black men and THE SEXING. Only this time, these concepts are being strategically interwoven into a new hawt Tumblr, “Cory Booker Hey Girl” (much more sneaky than two short weeks ago, when Lena Dunham explained the importance of losing one’s virginity [...]
Call Off Your Dogs, Twitter: Cory Booker Evolves On ‘Nauseating’ Attacks On Romney’s Record At Bain
You did it, Twitter! You got superhero Newark Mayor Cory Booker to retract and correct his Sunday Meet the Press statement that examining His Lord High Hairgel’s record at Bain was “nauseating” and “vilifying private equity.” Yay YOU! After the jump, BOOKER’s hostage video. It’s nice!
Nobody Will Let Poor Chris Christie Save Your Pussy From That Tree
Haha, here is a “funny” video from Governor Sammiches, Chris Christie, about how he is so jealous of perfect angel Newark Mayor Cory Booker, last seen breaking and entering into a burning building and abducting the woman therein. Except that it is actually funny? It’s okay dudes, you can still hate him afterwards. Nobody’s here [...]
Newark Mayor Cory Booker Breaks Into Building, Abducts Woman Inside
Cory Booker may finally have put an end to his reign atop the infamous criminal syndicate of Newark, New Jersey, with a brazen B&E in front of multiple witnesses. The Democrat “mayor” has admitted entering a building without permission of its owners and forcibly carrying out a woman who was inside. He claims the building [...]
Ray LaHood Backs Snooki-Busting Mayor of Newark
Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood just wants you all to be safe out there on the roadways, Youngster-Americans, which is why he’s made teen sexting one of his top causes.
The Second Time’s A Charm for Cory Booker
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