Blago Skips Trial For ‘Today’ Show, Out Of Duty To America
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Here is some footage of Rod Blagojevich being crazy all over the place. How fantastic is it that this egomaniacal kook has run circles around such very important and serious men as Barack Obama, Harry Reid, and Patrick Fitzgerald, simply by pulling a series of comically weird political stunts that seemed too tasteless and bizarre to be real? MORE »











Rod Blagojevich, the fifth Beatle, was arrested just three days ago for being a comical idiot who got caught on tape swearing his face off while plotting to sell Barack Obama’s vacated Illinois Senate seat. But he’s not letting anything like an arrest and national humiliation get him down, oh no! He is upbeat and positive about, uh, ignoring all the polls that say he should resign, because a terribly disgraced and effectively powerless governor has many important things to attend to — things he cannot possibly hope to affect in the slightest!
Well FINALLY we have a state we can make fun of here on the Wonkette because none of its fourteen (14) residents have time to read this dumb Web site — they’re all still busy staying employed, at actual jobs! (The recession, which loses velocity as it cools, has
Good gravy, we really did not intend to do nothing today except make dirty jokes about
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