Tag: Corruption

Ukraine Is PISSED Y’ALL About Trump Pals’ Freelance Diplomacy They Deny Having Done

Some countries really don't like it when Russia messes around in their affairs. Donald Trump's U.S.A. is so far not one of them.

Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen Has No Idea If He Did The Thing He Says He Did, Russia Who What Now?

You thought the Sweden story was weird? Get a load of this one.

HHS Nominee Tom Price Will Fit Great In Trump Cabinet, Because Of How He Is Grafty

Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job?
Don't worry, Macaulay Culkin didn't do anything wrong!

Trump Idiot Knows The Very Rich Are Different From You And Me. They Are LOL MORE HONEST

Rich people are good, poor people are bad, THE END.
O Hai! I can haz extortion crisis, plz?

Foreigns Already Blackmailing Donald Trump For Favors. WEIRD!

Thank goodness presidents can't have conflicts of interest. Donald Trump said so!

Wonkagenda: September 28th, 2016

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Neither a gentleman nor a scholar

New York Times Pretty Sure Trump Bribery Stories Not True Unless New York Times Breaks Them

The New York Times has found a nonsmoking gun that proves not much about whether Donald Trump paid Florida A.G. Pam Bondi to drop an investigation of Trump 'University'
It's like the Shining

Corruption Scandal Rocks Obama Cabinet, And You Won’t Believe What Hillary Said About It

Smooth Latin lover Julián Castro, the secretary of Housing and Urban Development and potential Hillary Clinton running mate, is in BIG TROUBLE for allegedly violating the rules against partisan campaigning by federal officials. Castro praised Clinton and criticized Donald Trump...

Donald Trump Did Not Say That Thing About American Soldiers That He Said

Donald Trump may have accused American soldiers of stealing 'millions and millions' of dollars in Iraq reconstruction money. Or he may have accused Iraqi soldiers of doing that. Or he may be a floor wax and a dessert topping.

Why Did Ben Carson’s Enemies Force Him To Shill For Quack Cancer Cure?

Now that Dr. Ben Carson is the Republican Party's new daddy of the month, his enemies are out to get him. How? By hopping in their submarine time machines, apparently, and forcing him to use his reputation as a...
Art swiped shamelessly from the incomparable Bill Griffith. OK, with some shame.

Head Foot-The-Ball Guy Resigns In Huge FIFA Scandal We All Care About Very Much

Wow, have you been following the incredibly fascinating FIFA scandal as closely as we have? As sports-related fuck-tussles go, it's like the Chicago Black Sox times DeflateGate plus BENGHAZI! It's all about corruption and bribery in the governing body...
Gee. Who could have told someone to fake the records?

Tulsa Sheriff’s Office Faked Certification For Cosplaying Cop Who Accidentally Killed A Man, Oops

It was bad enough that the Tulsa County Sheriff's Office apparently makes a habit of handing a badge and a gun to any rich schmuck who buys the department some flak vests and a few Crown Vics. Which is...
You're looking especially Muppetlike today, Senator

NJ Sen. Robert Menendez Indicted; Sorry, Daily Caller, No Fake Underaged Hookers This Time

Sen. Robert Menendez (D-New Jersey) has been indicted on corruption charges by the Justice Department in a bribery scandal that Yr Wonkette would never even cover if the guy had been a Democrat. He's accused of receiving campaign contributions...

The Weekend Stock Photo Report Resigned From Congress Before It Was Cool

In this installment of The Weekend Stock Photo Report with Weekend S. Photo, Aaron Schock will no longer be in Congress but is yes longer be in trouble with the Feds, Barack Obama thinks everyone should be required to...

Surprise! City Of Ferguson Run By A Bunch Of Grifty Criminal Racists!

Every time we read another nugget of information dug out of the Justice Department’s report on the gangster cartel that has run the town of Ferguson, it becomes more apparent that the town’s entire municipal court and police force...
Nope, can't take the Ferrari to prison with you.

Grifty Virginia Governor’s Wife Sentenced To Sleeping On Very Low Thread Counts In Prison

Ice Queen and former Virginia First Lady Maureen McDonnell brought single-digit temperatures with her to Richmond this morning for her sentencing hearing in the case of tobacco pills, unrequited love, and rides in a Ferrari that gripped the nation...