corporations
Monsanto Threatens To Sue Entire State Of Vermont Over Food Labeling Bill
Monsanto, that sickening institution behind Agent Orange and strawberries made out of fish and sugar made out of Axe Body Spray,* has claimed and will probably claim until the end of time that you don’t really need to know that your “all-natural” cereal is actually created in a lab. DON’T YOU LIKE IT? Don’t you [...]
Bobby Jindal’s Wife Getting Very Interesting Charity Donations
In an alternate universe where Bobby Jindal never opened his adorable mouth about letting volcanoes kill us all, Bobby Jindal is engaged in an epic struggle with Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich to be the next president of the United States. In that universe, this scandal is game-changing news: Jindal’s wife’s charity has received a [...]
ROBERTS SUPREME COURT CONTINUES TO LOOK OUT FOR LITTLE MAN: The Supreme Court finally released its much delayed verdict in this stupid case about some Hillary Clinton documentary airing on teevee, and, as experts expected, used it as its latest front to give corporations even greater power and influence over our Failed State: “WASHINGTON — [...]
Edwards Camp Under Fire After Mock Criticizing Colbert
Daily Briefing: New Poll Finds Poll Results Ambiguous
Remainders: Are You There God? It’s Me, Larry
Metro Section: A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Grass Chewing, Inc.
Sadly, Gawker Media Just Missed the Cut
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