corn syrup
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS 10:40 am May 31, 2012
The Senate Furniture That Fell Off The Back Of A Truck
The news today is actually a guide to buying government furniture (it belongs to us, right?), knowing the difference between corn syrup and corn sugar (one doesn’t exist), and having awkward conversations in real life and angry ones on the Internet. Someone illegally sold a ton of Senate furniture. His selling point was likely how [...]
WONKETTE UNDERWEAR CANDY NEWS 4:36 pm November 30, 2010
Underwear Made of Old Corn-Syrup Candy To Be Paraded On TeeVee
Did any good political news appear in your editor’s inbox this afternoon? Oh here’s something that looks very relevant: The manufacturer of a brand of hard corn-syrup candies has arranged for samples of this item to be glued to an underwear model, for display on a television network tonight. We know for sure this famous [...]
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