An ex-NYC counterterrorism cop who was suspended and ultimately fired for failing a drug test is claiming his wife laced a meatball recipe with pot because she thought his job would kill him or something. He’s using that excuse in a suit he’s just filed against the NYPD, which will either continue to not give a shit or start not giving a new shit in response. MORE »

A third policeman in the span of four days was shot and killed in Philadelphia this morning, and police are still looking for this “armed and dangerous” serial cop-killer. Wait a sec…. Has anyone seen Mike Gravel lately? [CNN]