convention
Why Is The NRA Censoring This Innocent Dead Obama Mannequin That Bleeds When You Shoot Him?
Well well well NRA, it looks like maybe you do not love the prologue to the Second Amendment (the “First” Amendment, whatever that might be) that much after all! That is because you shockingly asked Zombie Industries to remove its Zombie “Rockie” target from view at your big shindig over the weekend, the one we [...]
Stand Up For God By Giving Allen West Your Money
Remember when we told you about how the DNC delegates did that voice vote about putting God and Jerusalem in the platform, and the mayor of Los Angeles just made up the results, and then it kind of looked like the Democrats were booing God? Don’t worry, somebody noticed. Though the stupid fake voice vote [...]
Literally Thousands Of RNC Convention-Goers Did Not Throw Peanuts At A Black Woman And Call Her An Animal
After last night’s stirring RNC tribute to small business people who did not receive any help from the government except for government loans and grants and a taxpayer-funded stage to pimp their businesses, it is difficult to be more inspired than we already are. But here is a positive, hopeful story that will put a [...]
MILE-HIGH HAPPY ENDINGS: “Whether You’re Looking for a Stiff Drink or a Swedish Massage, the Mile High City Has Plenty of Ways To Recharge During the Democratic National Convention.” [Associated Content]
Even Republicans Don’t Want To Attend Republican National Convention
Maybe it’s because the bars won’t be open 24-7 slinging delicious Wonkettinis to help conventioneers drink away the pain. Maybe it’s because the start of the convention coincides with the beginning of the school year, significantly reducing the chances that 14-year-old pages will be available for games of “hide the memo” in the Minneapolis airport [...]
Bill Kristol Has A Scoop!
HA, Bill Kristol‘s column is like seriously not bad today. Hooray! This is because he writes about actual political strategy and not about how Obama is Hitler at the War Dildo. And he has a scoop, from his friends who work for McCain. Oh neat a scoop.
Shocker: Mark Penn Is Strongest Supporter Of Fighting To Denver
Hey now, what ever happened to Clinton’s former chief strategist Mark “Bowser” Penn, the most stereotypically evil man in the world? When he was demoted from his top position, no one expected him to have any less sway, yet he’s remained shielded from the public eye. Now, however, some new information has come to light [...]
Paultards Preparing Convention Coup
Denver, NYC Both Screwing Up Dem Convention Plans
A Twintacular GOP Convention!!!
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