Tag: contests

Which Terrible Picture of Bill Maher vs. The Pope Won Our Ticket Contest?

Because of the upcoming April 1 performance of teevee's anti-Jesus person Bill Maher at the Bethesda Strathmore Music Center, we had a pair of tickets to give away to the Wonkette reader who could make the most troubling computer...

Can You Identify the Candidate Goblins In Our GOP Debate Blingee?

We cannot read through all 1,004 comments from last night's debate liveblogging -- this is why comments are robotically moderated, and why we depend upon you to alert us to spammers 'n lamers who must be banned -- but...

BREAKING: White Male Is Washington Post’s ‘Next Pundit’

Conor Willliams wins the title of America's Next Great Pundit 2010, and along with it a three-month contract with The Post and a launching pad into the world of punditry. Isn't it more of a diving board than a launching...

Wow, 50 People Did That Washington Post Win-a-Date-With-Broder Contest

That dumb Washington Post op-ed contest has put up the entries of its first-round winners or whatever, so the future of American thought has been secured. And there are 50 of them, because somehow more than 2 people entered...

Washington Post Doing Another ‘America’s Next Great Pundit’ Thing

As the air turns crisp and the leaves begin to fall, the Washington Post has once again launched a dumb contest to select new dumb op-ed contributors. They sent us an e-mail about this because they know we are...

RedState’s Lonely Photoshop Contest

With nothing else to talk about today, despite the fact that Sharia is slowly being added to law books all over the country, RedState decided they were gonna have themselves a good ol' Photoshoppin' contest with a photo of...

SEND US SEXY PICTURES OF *YOU* IN YOUR WONKETTE T-SHIRTS: We learned from the Comics Curmudgeon (who is also your morning editor Josh Fruhlinger) that readers love to see fellow readers wearing funny shirts from the site they're all...

SEMI-MUSLIM UNDERWEAR MODEL WINS TEEVEE PRIZE: Ever since that "Miss USA Teenager" show with that dumb gal from South Carolina who, ultimately, is much smarter than Sarah Palin, we have closely followed the teevee beauty pageants put on by...

Verdict: WaPo Pundit Contestants All Massively Better Than Richard Cohen

We've read these ten columns from the Washington Post-Newsweek Interactive Kaplan Test Prep Daily's Actual Sex Contest, and not a single one pissed us off as much as an average column by George Will, Richard Cohen, Charles Krauthammer, David...

HALLOWEEN MASSACRE: Sneaky WaPo Unleashes Late, Late Friday Night News Dump

CURSE YOU, HIATT. We had been checking for the Big Winners all day with nothing, and then word came of the rejection letters a few hours ago -- it's bloody, friends, the streets are bloody and on fire, heads...

Washington Post Pundit Contest Submission Period Ends Tonight, You Guys!

You have until 11:59 p.m. to submit your essay to the Washington Post's "America's Next Great Pundit" contest, the winner of which receives two doses of Richard Cohen's "orange" flavor Metamucil! Supposedly the judging and elimination rounds will begin...

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR THE PROMISED WORLD WINNERS: Miss Natalie Elder quoted "Take the 'A' Train," John Downs dropped "Let's Fall In Love," and Philip Bender mentioned "Blue Skies," so they have defeated the Puzzle of Weirdness and shall each...

Win a Copy of Lisa Tucker’s ‘The Promised World,’ By Proving You Can Read!

We've got three (3) copies of bestselling author Lisa Tucker's crazily well-reviewed new novel, The Promised World, available as special Wonkette Prizes for three readers who solve the Puzzle of Weirdness. UPDATE: WE HAVE WINNERS, NO MORE EMAILS PLEASE! 1)...

A Children’s Treasury Of Government-Solicited YouTubes About The Flu

Back in May or February or some other month, the world went nuts over a bunch of Mexicans giving everyone flu, from pigs, in an attempt to take over the world. But when Americans actually got this flu, they...

Everyone Participate In Mitt Romney’s Baseball Essay Contest!

First: HOW HOT is Mittens in high definition? Mmm, 1080p of crisp, orange-pored lies. But what does he want? It's a contest! Mittens knows that there are radical terrorists literally everywhere trying to end America and specifically you. What...

Liz Kucinich on ‘Cleveland’s Dancing with the Stars’

The hot wife of lovable libtard Congressman Dennis Kucinich has entered some dancing-type contest in her adopted city of Cleveland, home of downtown shooting victims, accused mutilators, and drunken wreckers of motorized bar stools. Congressman Kucinich would like you...