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Tag: contests

Can You Hack Up Words As Stupid As Camille Paglia? A Contest!

Readers, it's time for a group project! Camille Paglia, as we all know, is the most insufferably obnoxious writer in the United States of the Entire Universe. As the late great Molly Ivins explained in her seminal piece on...
Aren't those amendments part of the AMERICAN constitution?

George Zimmerman Made New Finger Painting For Racist, Gun-Fondling BFF

Florida Man George Zimmerman, the guy who killed Trayvon Martin that one time, is somehow not currently in prison, which just proves you cannot cage artistic genius. Instead, he is doing art again, which is good and healthy and...

How Is Glenn Beck Saying America Got Raped Today? A Wonkette Contest!

We were pretty excited when Miss Kaili Joy came into the sekrit Wonket chatcave with this totally popular Salon tweet that had been liked by one egg. Kaili Joy G: should we place bets on what he's talking about?...

Let’s All Enter Utah’s ‘We Love Oil And Gas’ Poster Contest, For Earth Day!

This post brought to you by the auspices of the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Oil-Spill Blogging. Attention, Wonkrinis! The Beehive State is throwing an Earth Day poster contest, with the very excellent theme of "Where Would WE Be...

Here Are Your ‘Winning’ Bradlee Dean Pix ‘N Lawyer Letters (You Win Nothing!)

After we received a delightful phoney-baloney legal threat from Expert Showman Bradlee Dean's assistant lickspittle, just because we supposably "defamed" Dean by directly quoting him, we asked you, the Wonkettariat, to show us your fauxto chops and serve...

Wonkette Bradlee Dean Photoshop Funtimes And Legal Letter Contest!

Hey, remember today? When we got that hilares letter informing us that we better, like, say sorry or something, and DEFINITELY take down all that libel-y stuff about one Mr. Herr Doktor Bradlee Dean? Well, some of you asked...

A Children’s Treasury Of Photoshops Of Barack Obama Hunting Varmints

We asked, Wonkerados, and you answered. And since National Journal already has its listicle "21 Conservatives Who Insist Obama Skeet Shooting Photo Is Fake," we thought we'd show them what fake really looks like. We forget who did...

Attention Maryland Gays: Wonkette Will Marry You So Good (UPDATE)

Updated below. We have a contest on our hands, people! There are no rules but the prize is getting married. Since Maryland voters got all hopped up on equality and passed Question 6, Your Wonkette has decided to get in on...

Romney’s World: With The Middle East On Fire, He Would Like Us To Help Rename His Plane

What is the worst possible thing that Egg Romney could call the Romney flying machine? Here is a message from His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney, to inform us! Ann likes to joke that the campaign plane should be...

Calling All Wonkers! Let’s Help ‘FrackNation’ Show The Positive Benefits Of Fracking

Tipster 'NotThatDewey' has apparently landed himself on a heck of an email list, and now the down home, grassroots folks of the American Petroleum Institute EnergyCitizens.org would like him (and you!) to put together a one-minute video showing the...

Congratulations, Your ‘I’m With Mitt’ Photos Are Shameful Filth

Whoops, it turns out that when you wheedle your Editrix into doing a Wonkette contest she expects you to judge the contest! What a meanie. Because your Comics Curmudgeon does not like saying no to people or...

Hooray You Are All Wonkette Contest Winners

Who are the smartest, prettiest, nicest, least sexual-harrassy, best commenters in the whole wide Internet? Wonkers, that is who! And it is lucky that we did not announce our winners in the Official George W. Bush White House Portrait...

Contest! What Is This Official George W. Bush White House Portrait Missing?

Did we all have a good time watching Dubya make some funneez at the White House today? It was pretty good! He was all like, haha, you know and I know and everybody knows that I was pretty much...

Send Us Your Dumb Romney-App Instagram Pix, If You Want To Be Cool

OK, yes, ha ha, we've all had a good laugh about the fact that version 1.0 of Mitt Romney's world-beating With Mitt iPhone app proclaimed that he would proudly lead his real home nation of "Amercia," but I think...

Win An Autographed Copy Of Rachel Maddow’s Book By Drawing A Dumb Computer Picture

Go get all those guns and quaaludes you keep locked up in the shitter, because it's time for the latest Wonkette Art Contest! Random House has sent us two autographed copies of Friend of Wonkette Rachel Maddow's new book,...

Which GOP Presidential Candidate Looks Best With His Shirt Off?

It is now time for an important Phriday Photo Phun Contest! Buzzfeed's continuing mission to unearth every possible comical Romney clan photo from the far corners of the Internet has finally hit pay dirt with some hawt topless Mitt...