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Readers, it's time for a group project! Camille Paglia, as we all know, is the most insufferably obnoxious writer in the United States of...

Florida Man George Zimmerman, the guy who killed Trayvon Martin that one time, is somehow not currently in prison, which just proves you cannot...

We were pretty excited when Miss Kaili Joy came into the sekrit Wonket chatcave with this totally popular Salon tweet that had been liked...

This post brought to you by the auspices of the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Oil-Spill Blogging. Attention, Wonkrinis! The Beehive State is throwing...

After we received a delightful phoney-baloney legal threat from Expert Showman Bradlee Dean's assistant lickspittle, just because we supposably "defamed" Dean by directly...

Hey, remember today? When we got that hilares letter informing us that we better, like, say sorry or something, and DEFINITELY take down all...

We asked, Wonkerados, and you answered. And since National Journal already has its listicle "21 Conservatives Who Insist Obama Skeet Shooting Photo Is Fake,"...

Updated below. We have a contest on our hands, people! There are no rules but the prize is getting married. Since Maryland voters got all hopped...

What is the worst possible thing that Egg Romney could call the Romney flying machine? Here is a message from His Lord High Hairgel...

Tipster 'NotThatDewey' has apparently landed himself on a heck of an email list, and now the down home, grassroots folks of the American Petroleum...

Whoops, it turns out that when you wheedle your Editrix into doing a Wonkette contest she expects you to judge the contest! What...

Who are the smartest, prettiest, nicest, least sexual-harrassy, best commenters in the whole wide Internet? Wonkers, that is who! And it is lucky that...

Did we all have a good time watching Dubya make some funneez at the White House today? It was pretty good! He was all...

OK, yes, ha ha, we've all had a good laugh about the fact that version 1.0 of Mitt Romney's world-beating With Mitt iPhone app...

Go get all those guns and quaaludes you keep locked up in the shitter, because it's time for the latest Wonkette Art Contest! Random...

It is now time for an important Phriday Photo Phun Contest! Buzzfeed's continuing mission to unearth every possible comical Romney clan photo from the...

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