Ed Hale, creator of the World’s Greatest Website for pretend Hillary Clinton fanatics who WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE COLORED, has a favor to ask. Would you mind making Internet-radio commercials for his make-believe Internet Radio show against the Nobamas? You know, if you “think you have what it takes to be a radio star”? It is going to be a whole radio network — “The NO Obama Talk Show Network. A place where you can vent your angry against Obama.” Let’s vent our angry together. MORE »

Hey everybody, it’s a Wonkette Contest! Here’s the deal: Beloved blogger/author and Nobel/Pulitzer winner Dave Barry has a new one-man theater/comedy show that’s coming to GWU’s Lisner Auditorium. And two lucky Wonkette readers can go to the one-night-only February 6 performance for free. You can even bring somebody with you, if you know anyone. MORE »

Our pals at Warner Brothers, the studio behind the movie Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World, have a special Friday afternoon contest for Wonkette readers. Email your answer to the question, “Who is Albert Brooks’ brother?” to muslim@wonkette.com (um, yeah). Three winners drawn from all correct responses received can claim the item of their choice from this ironical swag store. Don’t forget to play by the rules. MORE »