Tag: consumerism

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A Lot Of Americans Making Black Friday Green With Trips To Pot Stores. While Others…

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Walmart And Pals Trying To Lower Black Friday Body Count, How Nice!

Among our country's holidays, perhaps none is truly more American than Black Friday. After a day of food, football, and listening to an uncle say "that Ted Cruz makes some good points about the Gold Standard," we are given the option to unleash our...

Ayn Rand Institute Head Yaron Brook Just Loves How Commercial Christmas Has Gotten

As a special War On Boxing Day gift, we bring you this Canadian Broadcasting Corp. interview with Yaron Brook, the president and executive director of the Ayn Rand Institute. He was delighted to clear up a few things about...

Heritage Foundation Guy: You Don’t Count As ‘Poor’ If You Own A TV

Over 40 million Americans live below the federal poverty line, defined in 2011 as $22,058 a year for a family of four, which is sort of an embarrassingly large percentage of dirty hobo children to have running around in...

City of Minneapolis Pays $165k Settlement To Zombies

Minneapolis' city attorney's office has agreed to pay a $165,000 settlement to seven people who dressed up as zombies to protest consumerism in 2006. Police had arrested the protesters for what they thought appeared to be a "weapon of...

Congressional Hearings Make For Great Baroque Madrigals

Barack Obama has everything he needs to take over the world (1,000 kilos of moutarde de Dijon, his mother-in-law's crystal ball, and uh, Brookstone Tempur-Pedic Comfort-Step slippers). In the words of Lenin: "A lie told often enough helps Jim...

Terrible Michelle And Barack Obama Don’t Give Their Kids Birthday Presents

Well, this is the topper. Barack Obama cannot be the American president because he refuses to participate in our glorious national tradition of giving our children lots of expensive plastic shit for them to choke on all the time....