Barack Obama used to be the greatest enemy of America: a PROFESSOR, of Law. He is still the greatest enemy of America (he’s a Mooz), but he used to be worse. Because with an advanced, post-industrial economy where the only jobs available are for those with an education, America rightfully despises education and its self-styled provocateurs. Obama, in his 12 years as a professor of Constitutional Law — a subject held in such high disregard in this country that Obama himself ignores it — was basically awful, because he made his students take tests and write a lot of words. Let’s “examine” one of his wretched Final Examinations that the New York Times folks have unearthed, and grade it. MORE »

* The takeover is complete when bloggers turn their guns away from the MSM and take aim at the “free alternative weeklies.” [DCeiver] MORE »

Practice pointer: Judges also like it when you call opposing counsel’s argument “dumb-ass.” MORE »

Some updates on Cynthia McKinneygate:

* Our friends on the Hill tell us that they have demanded that their bosses co-sponsor HR4968 (the “I Wonder If Heaven Got a Ghetto Act”), but, unfortunately, it turns out that many Representatives don’t know who Tupac is. Once again, Democracy has failed us. (We still urge you to write your Congressman about it).
* According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, “police have notified the federal prosecutor’s office in Washington that they will be seeking an arrest warrant after the investigation is complete next week.” Ohhhh shit.
* McKinney has cancelled today’s news conference.
* Out on bail, fresh outta jail, California dreamin’, Soon as Representative McKinney (D-GA) step on the scene she’s hearin’ hoochies screamin’

After the jump: IS CYNTHIA MCKINNEY’S COP-PUNCHING CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED? The results of an EXCLUSIVE WONKETTE INVESTIGATION

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