If you believe Trump, we've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you.
You can tell these top-ranking Republican senators are SO EXCITED ABOUT TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT.
Did you hear the latest thing Trump wants to do? IT'S OMG WTF BAD!
We sort of have sympathy for Kellyanne Conway. SORT OF.
Judge Tim Philpot says gay marriage is just like jumbo shrimp and magnificent chihuahuas. THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN REAL!
Kellyanne Conway sat for a long interview with Rachel Maddow on Wednesday night. It did not go well for Kellyanne!
Ben Carson needs to STFU and get off our television, that is what we say.
Here's you morning newz breif! YOU READ IT RIGHT NOW!
In this constitutional scenario, the new president would be either Ivanka Trump or dead Ronald Reagan's corpse farts.
A mean federal judge says Mississippi's entire gay-hatin' law is unconstitutional. Does the U.S. Constitution even APPLY to Mississippi?
How dare Anderson Cooper be mean to that nice bigot lady who's just trying to help?
Well, we guess Ben Shapiro, former lover of all things Breitbart, is one of the Renegade Jewishes now, officially, as he is drenching the front part of his bathing suit region with Embarrassment Stains over Bill Kristol's boy wonder independent...
Why is jail so much like jail?
Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!
Guy who threatened seven mayors insisted that learning the 10 Commandments along with his ABCs made him the man he is today. Hmm.
<a href="http://wonkette.com/600562/good-christian-girls-riding-dildos-straight-to-hell"></a>Tuesday, we told you about a disturbing trend Astrogliding its way across America, wherein otherwise pure Christian lady humans are losing their Christian salvation by playing with dildos all the time. If only somebody was willing to ride...