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Alan Keyes Loses Constitution Party Nomination!

In what pundits have described as "the most contentious" nomination battle in the Constitution Party's 16-year history, famous nut Alan Keyes has lost the bid to radio host Chuck Baldwin in a blatant act of white racism. The party held its national convention in Kansas City over the weekend and selected Baldwin over the towering figure of Keyes by a vote of 384-126. Thus ends Alan Keyes' winding path towards the White House in 2008, the highlight of which was this hilarious performance at a Republican debate in December, which we honor in the above clip. [Kansas City Star]

12:55 PM on Mon Apr 28 2008
By Newell
1,304 views, 35 comments

Latest by dxh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I was so looking forward to the Libertarian/Green/Constitution Party C-SPAN Debate because of him! more »

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People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties

After weeks of extensive research, we have at last determined why Alan Keyes won the Constitution Party Straw Poll: because he is a member of this party! That's right, he is no longer a Republican. How long ago did he change parties? Probably about a million years ago, but nobody noticed because this is the story of Alan Keyes' life. He does something vaguely interesting or newsworthy, and several years or months later somebody says "Huh," and goes back to what they were doing. [Conservative Pulse]

3:18 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By saraksmith
1,067 views, 21 comments

Latest by elburrito: @Eac_o_System: I was wondering what Ron Paul has been doing with all that 'Running for President' money he got. He's making snappy graphics! more »

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BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll

Alan Keyes today beat 400,000 ex-presidents, or just himself, in the Constitution Party's nomination straw poll! What is wrong with him? He can't save the Constitution, only Ron Paul can do that. Or is that just racism? We do not know what any of this means as far as Hillary and Barack in Amish country goes. But it absolutely means something. [Constitution Party]

11:45 PM on Sat Mar 8 2008
By Newell
1,799 views, 52 comments