Tag: conspiracy

how can you not trust this guy?

Evil Coal Mining CEO Don Blankenship Guilty Of Conspiracy, Faces Harsh Wrist Slap

This post brought to you by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Coal Mine Explosions, Oil Spills, and Pyrrhic Victories One of America's slimiest corporate executives, Don Blankenship, the former CEO of Massey Energy, was convicted Thursday of conspiring to...
These are not the KKKinder and Gentler Hello KKKitties

FBI Ruins Nice White Power Rangers’ Plan To Kill All The Blacks And Jewishes

The FBI went and ruined some white supremacist guys' plot for setting off a glorious Race War, arresting three Virginia men who had big plans for a campaign of terror that fortunately never got any further than the Dream Big...
Just going through the motions anymore

Texas Happy To Let Obama Invade With FEMA Now Please

Here's President Barack Obama explaining Tuesday that he's ready to direct federal aid to Texas, which has suffered deadly flooding since the weekend, with more rain and flash flooding on the way. At least 31 people have died in storms that...

Deleted Comments Of The Week: The Holocaust Was A Hoax, Martial Law In Texas Is Real

Lots of lovely deleted comments for you this week, many of them in reply to our piece about David Cole, the Holocaust denier who's found an exciting new career denying climate change (he thinks climate scientists need to be...
Oh HAI impending doom.

Florida Sees, Hears, And Speaks No Climate Change. Also: Sinks Into The Sea

Perhaps you’ve heard that, thanks to and its associated rising sea levels, Miami is very soon likely going to underwater. Tampa, too. And you would think that, were you the governor of the state that includes those two...
He's a real hot item, Loudermilk

Georgia Congresscrank Never Vaccinated His Kids And They All Turned Out Mostly OK

Yet another Republican has gone on the record in favor of infectious diseases. At a town hall meeting last week in Cartersville, Georgia, freshman Rep. Barry Loudermilk explained that he thinks vaccinations should not be mandatory, because none of his...
If Lincoln could hang 38 Sioux, why can't we hang us some bureaucrats?

WND Loon Erik Rush Wants To Hang Entire Obama Administration Some More

WorldNetDaily conspiracy-spinner (ah but we repeat ourselves) Erik "Not the famous Rush, the crazier one" Rush has had enough of all the high criming and high misdemeanoring in the Obama administration, and damned if he's willing to wait for...
Don Blankenship at a -- get this -- Labor Day event.

Evil Murdery Mining CEO Don Blankenship Indicted For Being Unbelievable Dick

This post brought to you by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Coalmine Explosions, Oil Spills, and Occasional Revenge Fantasies. Yr Wonkette is a generally peaceful sort, a secularist who believes that people should try to be nice to each...
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Surprise! Mike Huckabee Part Of Democrat Conspiracy To Make Obama Impeach Himself

We have some BREAKING NEWS to report on the developing story of the vast left-wing conspiracy "scam" to force Republicans to talk about impeaching President Obama even though they do NOT want to talk about that at all, no...

Surprise, Darrell Issa’s New Benghazi Revelation Not New Or A Revelation

Rancid beef jerky stick Darrell Issa has allegedly been in a snit over the new House Select Committee to investigate BENGHAAAAZI!!!11!!! because it bigfoots the investigations he has been chairing as head of the House Oversight Committee. Not that...

Megyn Kelly Interviews Kathleen Willey About Why Hillary Clinton Murders Everyone All The Time

Assuming that Hillary Clinton runs for President, here's a sample of what we can look forward to for the next two years: an endless Fox News rehashing of Bill Clinton's peckerdilloes and all the related weirdness that followed. And...

West Virginia Judge Indicted After Trying To Live Out Bad Noir Movie Plot

A West Virginia judge was indicted last Thursday on two charges of conspiracy after spending years trying to frame the husband of his former lover with a number of crimes. The AP reports that the indictment against Mingo County...

Fox News Was Right About Benghazi All Along and Probably Everything Else Too

Impeach! Impeach! IMPEACH! Everything terrible you ever believed about our tyrannical gun-grabbing socialist Muslim foreign-born gay president has turned out to be true, according to the latest expose on Solyndra Fast and Furious Benghazi from ABC News: ABC News has...

Very Lucid NH Legislator Could Just Tell Those Blowed-Off Boston Legs Were Faked By Evil Government

There's been a bit of a tin-foil lining to the Boston bombing, in that it has allowed us to really sort out who the most insensitive terrible meatsacks are wandering about in the public sphere. We likely would have...

Hot New Conspiracy Theory: Wimpy Gun-Fearing Tyrant Obama Sending Death Squads To Murder Gun Fondlers

Hey, you know how Barack Obama is a liberal sissy who is too limp-wristed to handle a gun, so he fears and wants to ban them? So now, to add to that stew, there's the (actual) true fact that...

Unsuccessful Sheriff Candidate Who Promised To Arrest All Abortions Moves To Chile To Be Next Pinochet Maybe

People of Hillsborough County, New Hampshire! You have done a great disservice to yourself and this nation by failing to elect Frank Szabo as sheriff. Now who will protect you all from federal agents and abortions? In an interview with...