Tag: conspiracy theory

Gateway Pundit: Are Parkland High Kids AGENTS OF THE DEEP STATE? He Is Just Libeling!

Attacking survivors of a mass shooting might be a new low if Alex Jones hadn't already made it a business model.

Oh Hi Julian Assange, What Are Your ‘Other Channels’ For Snuggling With Sean Hannity?

We are through the rabbit's looking glass, people.

John Kelly Supports Special Counsel Sean Hannity’s Call For Probe Of Made-Up Hillary Shit

The Adult in the Room is enabling the president's temper tantrums with some temper tantrums of his own.

Man Who Believes In Alien Chimeras On Earth, Pedophile Colonies On Mars, Talks To Donald Trump

Alex Jones talked about secret Mars colonies and alien-human hybrids Thursday, and it was like seeing an old friend who's off their meds.

Stupidest Man On Internet: Obama Made Hawaii Judge Kill The Muslim Ban. Impeach?

If Jim Hoft had worked the 9/11 investigation, he'd have gotten Charles Lindbergh convicted.

Open Thread: Bet You Didn’t Know Sci-Fi Movie ‘They Live’ Is Really About The Jews!

Today we learned 'They Live' is really about the international Jewish conspiracy. Sure, why not?

Alex Jones Pulls Video Urging Fans To Investigate ‘Pizzagate’ After Fan ‘Investigated’ It With A Gun

Alex Jones never told his wackaloon fans listeners to go look for kidnapped children at a Washington DC pizzeria, except for when he did.

Citizen Shoots Up DC Pizza Place To Investigate Hillary Clinton’s Child Sex Ring, As One Does.

Fake News begets real news, which begets fake news that real news is fake.
Gosh, these terrible Clinton supporters are so terrible

Lou Dobbs Accidentally Doxxes Trump Accuser, Oops! Stuff Happens, Doesn’t It?

Lou Dobbs is right. This campaign is ugly. Wish he hadn't helped make it uglier.
It's not the Bilberberger that'll get you. It's the secret sauce. Which is made of PEOPLE!

Alex Jones Rants About She-Devil Globalist Witch Angelina Jolie, In Better Times

Brangelina is no more. Try some Alexina Jonelie instead.
Been a while. We missed this one.

Julian Assange Warns Hillary Clinton Is A Demon Who’ll Murder Us All, Unlike That Nice Mr. Putin

Julian Assange says thing, Wonkette prepares for shitstorm in the comments.

Hillary Clinton Threatened To Murder Bernie Sanders, Says Credible Not-Russian-Sounding News Site

Did you know that Hillary Clinton threatened to kill Bernie Sanders if he didn't drop out of the primaries? It's on the internet, so it must be true.
The plan is this guy. He'll be everyone's doctor.

Donald Trump’s Doctor Every Bit As Professional As Anyone Else In His Organization, God Help Us

Donald Trump's doctor, boy, I don't know.
The bowl of petunias only said, 'Oh no, not again.'

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Hey, Libturds, A Jar Of Pickles Is Not A Medical Exam!

In which our deleted commenters treat a comedy sketch like the Zapruder film. We can hardly wait for the Dinesh D'Souza feature-length documentary on Picklegate.