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Tag: conspiracy theories

Is magical disappearing ink also a form of hacking?

Swell Fellow Who Wrote ‘Bill Clinton Love Child’ Book Has Some Gentle Murmurs For Your Wonkette

A special Monday edition of Dear Shit-fer-Brains, featuring this freaking lunatic author man.
What could they possibly be trying to distract from?

Guess Matt Drudge Forgot He Already Admitted ‘Bill Clinton’s Love Child’ Story Was Bunk. Huh!

Does Matt Drudge have Alzheimer's? We are just asking questions!
No one can handle the truth about Hillary's illness!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Michael Savage Is Much SMRTR Than U Libertard Itiots!

We had no idea Michael Savage still had such passionate fans. Unhinged, sure, but the passion surprised us.
You can always count on some dope to misspell exactly what you need

Donald Trump Very Angry Google’s Hiding All The Bad News About Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump knows the truth about Google: It's out to get him, just like everyone else.

Trump Creeper Roger Stone: After Debate, Hillary Was Whisked Offstage, Put On Life Support

The Make-Things-Up-o-Sphere has a new twist on Hillary Clinton's debate performance: She barely survived the debate, then had to be connected to an oxygen tank immediately after.

Alex Jones Won’t Be Fooled When Hillary Clinton Tries To Assassinate Herself

TRICKSTER HILLARY STRIKES AGAIN.
Captain Kerk! I will be quik, mersssifull, misspelld and in ALL CAPS!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette’s Reptilian Hybrids Write Horrific Pieces Of Gruel

We keep learning fascinating things from our Deleted Commenters, who this week inform us we're lizard people. And here we thought we were furries.
Screw you too, pal

In Which Rudy Giuliani Lies And Lies And Lies About Donald Trump’s Birther Sh*t

He insists Trump has totally believed Obama is a Real American for years now.
Go home, Celestia, you're drunk

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Your Potty Mouth Clearly Shows That You Are A DEMOCRAT!

Rarely is the question asked: Is our deleted commenters learning? (No, they is not.)
Why would anyone doubt this man?

Alex Jones Is Advising Trump On How Hillary Clinton Will Use Chemtrails To Steal The Election

Either that or fluoride, and Bohemian Grove is probably involved somehow. And cyborgs.
Ritchie Mack, he's a sheriff down in 'Zona...

Wingnut Plan To Turn Arizona County Into New Somalia Still On Track. Good Luck With That!

More straight out delusion from our pals in the "Constitutional Sheriff" community, who still want to get themselves elected into power in Navajo County, Arizona, and then tell the Federal Government to bugger off, just as the Constitution demands...

Texas County GOP Wants To Oust County Chair Just For Being Deranged Racist, No Fair!

The respectable folks of the Travis County, Texas, GOP are looking to kick out the conspiracy-flinging racist nutball who somehow got elected chair of their county party. They just don't understand what a fun fellow he is.

Fox News So Pissed At Google For Hiding Dead Bodies For Hillary Clinton

Get out your tin-foil hats, y'all!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 23, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Hillary Clinton Is New Antichrist, Which Must Be Making Barack Obama SO Jealous

Obama knew he was term-limited out of the presidency, but he probably thought he got to be the Antichrist forever, NO FAIR.