Tag: conspiracy theories

A Children’s Treasury of Crazy People Reacting to Hillary Probably Winning

Oh, yes, the LoonySphere has thoughts on the election, too. Some are simply worried about illegal aliens FROM SPACE.

Donald Trump Demands Obama ‘Look At His Tape.’ What Tape? You Know, THAT Tape!

Look! Here's Barack Obama in 2008 admitting elections are rigged! Or not!

Is Jack Chick In Hell?

Jack Chick is up in heaven now, with Isaac Asimov and Kurt Vonnegut.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette And Google Conspiring To Keep Jill Stein Down

We had no idea we were so influential at the Googleplex!
Rightwing humor at its edgiest

Donald Trump Warns Mexico Not Just Sending Rapists And Murderers — Now It’s Sending VOTERS

Donald Trump has a new reason for his supporters to harass Latinos, yay!
Are we sure he's not just Bill Maher with funny hair? Funnier hair?

What The Hell Has Happened To Wikileaks?

If you can't trust WikiLeaks, who can you trust? Yr Wonkette, of course.
Is magical disappearing ink also a form of hacking?

Swell Fellow Who Wrote ‘Bill Clinton Love Child’ Book Has Some Gentle Murmurs For Your Wonkette

A special Monday edition of Dear Shit-fer-Brains, featuring this freaking lunatic author man.
What could they possibly be trying to distract from?

Guess Matt Drudge Forgot He Already Admitted ‘Bill Clinton’s Love Child’ Story Was Bunk. Huh!

Does Matt Drudge have Alzheimer's? We are just asking questions!
No one can handle the truth about Hillary's illness!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Michael Savage Is Much SMRTR Than U Libertard Itiots!

We had no idea Michael Savage still had such passionate fans. Unhinged, sure, but the passion surprised us.
You can always count on some dope to misspell exactly what you need

Donald Trump Very Angry Google’s Hiding All The Bad News About Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump knows the truth about Google: It's out to get him, just like everyone else.

Trump Creeper Roger Stone: After Debate, Hillary Was Whisked Offstage, Put On Life Support

The Make-Things-Up-o-Sphere has a new twist on Hillary Clinton's debate performance: She barely survived the debate, then had to be connected to an oxygen tank immediately after.

Alex Jones Won’t Be Fooled When Hillary Clinton Tries To Assassinate Herself

TRICKSTER HILLARY STRIKES AGAIN.
Captain Kerk! I will be quik, mersssifull, misspelld and in ALL CAPS!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette’s Reptilian Hybrids Write Horrific Pieces Of Gruel

We keep learning fascinating things from our Deleted Commenters, who this week inform us we're lizard people. And here we thought we were furries.
Screw you too, pal

In Which Rudy Giuliani Lies And Lies And Lies About Donald Trump’s Birther Sh*t

He insists Trump has totally believed Obama is a Real American for years now.