Tag: conspiracy theories

Trump Gives Press Pass To ‘Alt-Right’ Racist Frog Lunatic (We Mean Again)

We old-timers (online since 1987) don't know what to make of these kids and their Inter Webs anymore.

Breitbart Thrilled To Once Again Not Prove Existence Of Paid Protesters

Trump has a face you'd have to be PAID to protest, clearly.
No one can handle the truth about Hillary's illness!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: ‘Subject: Your Shitty Website’

We've got logical fallacies and, by complete coincidence, also a Flat Earther this week.

Alex Jones Sued By Greek Yogurt

Now if we can convince Alex Jones the barbecue sauce is out to get him...

Deleted Comments: If Gravity Is Real, Why Can We Jump, Smart Guy?

Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.

Oh Look, Nazi Flat Earthers. Aren’t You Surprised??

The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!

Stupid Fox News Judge Napolitano Telling Stupid Trump About ‘Wire Tapps’ Through The TV Again

Hey, maybe Trump will use this to start another embarrassing international incident!

Fake News Weirdo Mike Cernovich Went On 60 Minutes To Say He Believes His Pizzagate Lies

Mike Cernovich says he believes every word that comes out of Mike Cernovich's mouth.

Hey Jesus Lovers, Time To Make Tons Of Money So The J-E-W-S Will Get J-E-A-L-O-U-S!

OPEN YOUR HEART TO CHRIST, AND ALSO TO YOUR OPEN THREAD!

Deleted Comments: Kellyanne Conway Is Hot

Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.

Jesus Idiot Knows Hillary Murdered Mike Flynn, Because He Knew About The Pizza Sex

Just another day in the devil-worshipping Luciferian demon-possessed salt mines.
Not how it works after all

More Town Hall Fun Times! Florida GOP Guy Quite Miffed You Children Mocking His Death Panels

Florida Man worries about Death Panels.

Yes, Trump’s HHS Pick Tom Price Is Grifty, But He’s Also A Whackjob. Win-Win!

This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!

CBS Anchor Conducts The Thorough ‘Pizzagate’ Investigation No One Asked For

Remember how we'd laugh and laugh at the Weekly World News as we waited in line at the supermarket? That is our real news now.