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Posts Tagged ‘conspiracy theories’

COMFORTING PREDICTABILITY OF THE INTERNET

It Is About Time Someone (Obviously Jerome Corsi) Linked The Ft. Hood Shooter To Obama

Friday, November 6th, 2009

It has been let’s see, around 20 hours or something since the Ft. Hood massacre, so it was weird that someone who lives on the Internet hadn’t suggested a connection between Obama and alleged gunman Nidal Malik Hasan. So yes, quite sorry for the delay, but conspiracy theorist dilettante Jerome Corsi would like to do just that! So get this: last May, GWU held some vague security brainstorming transition task force thing that does not actually offer security or transition advice to the President. There’s a document and everything. That’s part A, of the theory. Parts B-Z? MORE »


HUMOR IS A WEAPON AND RADICALS LOVE WEAPONS

Saul Alinsky Behind Latest Attack On Birthers

Monday, August 10th, 2009

Alinsky had a special affection for giraffes.You know who was the very first human on the planet to use humor to serious effect? The 20th-century folk hero Saul Alinsky, inventor of community organizing and father of the Quercus genus of shade trees. Before Alinsky, no one ever thought to mock one’s political foes — and after Alinsky, no one ever did again. MORE »


YELLING MONSTERS

Birther Gal Goes Nuts On Republican Congressman

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Poor Representative Mike Castle! All he wanted was to hold a simple Town Hall and instead he gets some loon shouting about birth certificates, and the audience goes wild. They do not like it so much when he suggests that our president is an American citizen. “The Republican Party has a HUGE problem with its base right now,” declares First Read, diplomatically. [YouTube, First Read]


TWO GREAT TASTES THAT GO GREAT TOGETHER

Michele Bachmann Not Appearing On Alex Jones After All

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Always interrupting press conferences with duck soundsA Bachmann spokesman says the folk heroine has no plans to appear on Alex Jones’ informative radio show … but maybe that’s exactly what you would tell the corporate media that covered up 9/11. “I can tell you unequivocally that she is not scheduled, nor ever was,” said spokesbot Dave Dziok in an email to the Minneapolis/St. Paul City Pages, who actually thought to confirm this claim with Bachmann’s office. Journalism! [City Pages]


IT'S TRUE!

Ron Paul Back In His Comfort Zone, Goes Insane Over NWO

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Doctor President Ron Paul recently went on Alex Jones’ conspiracy theory radio show and said this, about Obama and the G-20 meeting (which caused terrible traffic in certain parts of DC last weekend, and nothing else): “A world central bank, worldwide regulation and world control of the whole system, of all the commodities and all the natural resources, what else can you call it other than world government?” MORE »


MISSING PERSONS

A Children’s Treasury Of Paranoid Speculations Regarding The Whereabouts Of Andrew Sullivan

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Server upgrade?The most prolific blogger ever in the history of mankind has been dark since yesterday, and anxious readers have come up with a bunch of creative explanations far beyond his colleague Marc Ambinder’s simple and obvious, “He’s taking a couple days off.” Join us as we enter the dark labyrinthine souls and speculations of Sullivan readers… MORE »


CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Jesse Ventura: Where Is He Now?

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Nice beardRemember that time former pro wrestler Jesse “The Body” Ventura ran for Governor of Minnesota, and then he said, “Until you hunted man, you haven’t hunted yet,” and then he turned into a crazy paranoid kook with Satanic facial hair? Well, now he has a new book, and he has embarrassed the Libertarians, so he is doing about as well as anybody expected. [Reason]


REPUBLICANS

Diabolical Huckabee’s Dirty Fingerprints Are All Over McCain Smear

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

John McCain, felled like a winter elkCrack reporters at ABC News have uncovered the real evidence that Mike Huckabee set up American hero John McCain for a fall: his continued hints at an upcoming “YouTube moment” of reckoning. That and Huckabee’s continued presence in the Republican primary race, despite there being no statistical chance he could clinch the nomination…unless something terrible were to happen to McCain, of course. MORE »


CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Bhutto Assassinated

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

EepFormer Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was assassinated today in Rawalpindi, Pakistan after attending a political rally. After someone pumped her full of lead, a suicide bomber detonated his load in her crowd of supporters, probably to slow emergency services enough to assure the shooting was successful. We would normally probably snark, but we also recall that Al-Qaeda assassinated Northern Alliance leader Ahmed Shah Massoud as sort of a favor/thank-you gesture to the Taliban on September 9, 2001 to ensure their continued protection, so we’re sorta just going to hide under the covers for a couple of days. [Washington Post]


GEORGE W. BUSH

Heckuva Job, Mappie: Google Disappears Post-Katrina Map Pix

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Heckuva Job! - WonketteThere are now two places on Earth where New Orleans isn’t a half-abandoned wasteland: Micheal “Brownie” Brown’s mind and Google Maps. MORE »


CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Washed-Up Whoremonger To Lend Credibility To YouTube Nut

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007