Tag: conspiracy theories

Rejoice! For the dough is risen!

Even ‘Pizzagate’ Gunman Thinks Alex Jones Is LIL’ BIT CRAZY

He just wanted to save the kids!

Weather Channel Tells Dead Breitbart To Shut Its Dumbass Mouth

The Weather Channel does not take kindly to people using its videos to 'disprove' climate change.
Unbelievable but TRUE

How Did Wonkette Make It Into Anonymous’s ‘Proof’ That Hillary Clinton’s A Child Sex Prevert?

Anonymous is on to something! Or maybe just 'on something,' if you know what we mean.

No, For Real, Though, Is Donald Trump A Russian Intelligence Asset?

WE ARE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.

Guy Who Did Watergate Says Hillary Clinton’s Yoga Emails Actually Nothing Like Watergate

Donald Trump only says Hillary's emails are 'worse than Watergate' because he and his idiot followers have no idea what 'Watergate' is.

A Children’s Treasury of Crazy People Reacting to Hillary Probably Winning

Oh, yes, the LoonySphere has thoughts on the election, too. Some are simply worried about illegal aliens FROM SPACE.

Donald Trump Demands Obama ‘Look At His Tape.’ What Tape? You Know, THAT Tape!

Look! Here's Barack Obama in 2008 admitting elections are rigged! Or not!

Is Jack Chick In Hell?

Jack Chick is up in heaven now, with Isaac Asimov and Kurt Vonnegut.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette And Google Conspiring To Keep Jill Stein Down

We had no idea we were so influential at the Googleplex!
Rightwing humor at its edgiest

Donald Trump Warns Mexico Not Just Sending Rapists And Murderers — Now It’s Sending VOTERS

Donald Trump has a new reason for his supporters to harass Latinos, yay!
Are we sure he's not just Bill Maher with funny hair? Funnier hair?

What The Hell Has Happened To Wikileaks?

If you can't trust WikiLeaks, who can you trust? Yr Wonkette, of course.
Is magical disappearing ink also a form of hacking?

Swell Fellow Who Wrote ‘Bill Clinton Love Child’ Book Has Some Gentle Murmurs For Your Wonkette

A special Monday edition of Dear Shit-fer-Brains, featuring this freaking lunatic author man.
What could they possibly be trying to distract from?

Guess Matt Drudge Forgot He Already Admitted ‘Bill Clinton’s Love Child’ Story Was Bunk. Huh!

Does Matt Drudge have Alzheimer's? We are just asking questions!