Tag: conspiracy theories

Alex Jones Sued By Greek Yogurt

Now if we can convince Alex Jones the barbecue sauce is out to get him...

Deleted Comments: If Gravity Is Real, Why Can We Jump, Smart Guy?

Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.

Oh Look, Nazi Flat Earthers. Aren’t You Surprised??

The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!

Stupid Fox News Judge Napolitano Telling Stupid Trump About ‘Wire Tapps’ Through The TV Again

Hey, maybe Trump will use this to start another embarrassing international incident!

Fake News Weirdo Mike Cernovich Went On 60 Minutes To Say He Believes His Pizzagate Lies

Mike Cernovich says he believes every word that comes out of Mike Cernovich's mouth.

Hey Jesus Lovers, Time To Make Tons Of Money So The J-E-W-S Will Get J-E-A-L-O-U-S!

OPEN YOUR HEART TO CHRIST, AND ALSO TO YOUR OPEN THREAD!

Deleted Comments: Kellyanne Conway Is Hot

Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.

Jesus Idiot Knows Hillary Murdered Mike Flynn, Because He Knew About The Pizza Sex

Just another day in the devil-worshipping Luciferian demon-possessed salt mines.
Not how it works after all

More Town Hall Fun Times! Florida GOP Guy Quite Miffed You Children Mocking His Death Panels

Florida Man worries about Death Panels.

Yes, Trump’s HHS Pick Tom Price Is Grifty, But He’s Also A Whackjob. Win-Win!

This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!

CBS Anchor Conducts The Thorough ‘Pizzagate’ Investigation No One Asked For

Remember how we'd laugh and laugh at the Weekly World News as we waited in line at the supermarket? That is our real news now.

Open Thread: Bet You Didn’t Know Sci-Fi Movie ‘They Live’ Is Really About The Jews!

Today we learned 'They Live' is really about the international Jewish conspiracy. Sure, why not?
Rejoice! For the dough is risen!

Even ‘Pizzagate’ Gunman Thinks Alex Jones Is LIL’ BIT CRAZY

He just wanted to save the kids!