Tag: conspiracy theories

Deleted Comments: Kellyanne Conway Is Hot

Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.

Jesus Idiot Knows Hillary Murdered Mike Flynn, Because He Knew About The Pizza Sex

Just another day in the devil-worshipping Luciferian demon-possessed salt mines.
Not how it works after all

More Town Hall Fun Times! Florida GOP Guy Quite Miffed You Children Mocking His Death Panels

Florida Man worries about Death Panels.

Yes, Trump’s HHS Pick Tom Price Is Grifty, But He’s Also A Whackjob. Win-Win!

This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!

CBS Anchor Conducts The Thorough ‘Pizzagate’ Investigation No One Asked For

Remember how we'd laugh and laugh at the Weekly World News as we waited in line at the supermarket? That is our real news now.

Open Thread: Bet You Didn’t Know Sci-Fi Movie ‘They Live’ Is Really About The Jews!

Today we learned 'They Live' is really about the international Jewish conspiracy. Sure, why not?
Rejoice! For the dough is risen!

Even ‘Pizzagate’ Gunman Thinks Alex Jones Is LIL’ BIT CRAZY

He just wanted to save the kids!

Weather Channel Tells Dead Breitbart To Shut Its Dumbass Mouth

The Weather Channel does not take kindly to people using its videos to 'disprove' climate change.
Unbelievable but TRUE

How Did Wonkette Make It Into Anonymous’s ‘Proof’ That Hillary Clinton’s A Child Sex Prevert?

Anonymous is on to something! Or maybe just 'on something,' if you know what we mean.

No, For Real, Though, Is Donald Trump A Russian Intelligence Asset?

WE ARE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.

Guy Who Did Watergate Says Hillary Clinton’s Yoga Emails Actually Nothing Like Watergate

Donald Trump only says Hillary's emails are 'worse than Watergate' because he and his idiot followers have no idea what 'Watergate' is.

A Children’s Treasury of Crazy People Reacting to Hillary Probably Winning

Oh, yes, the LoonySphere has thoughts on the election, too. Some are simply worried about illegal aliens FROM SPACE.

Donald Trump Demands Obama ‘Look At His Tape.’ What Tape? You Know, THAT Tape!

Look! Here's Barack Obama in 2008 admitting elections are rigged! Or not!