Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!
Democrats release their Trump-Russia memo, Trump wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, Olympians wonder what the hell Ivanka does anyway. Your morning news brief!
Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.
If we have senators who molested little girls, why not a senator who killed 29 miners?
Sadly, exile to Mars penal colony not yet an option.
This lawsuit against Donald Trump's campaign is either crazy or brilliant. Let's say it's both.
Kellyanne's on the pavement, thinkin' 'bout the government.
A good old Children's Treasury of rightwing Deep Thoughts on Donald Trump Jr's emails.
The feds need some better prosecutors, maybe.
Could it have been ... SATAN?
Maybe now Christie will take some responsibility and... hahaha, sorry, we couldn't keep a straight face.
Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
One of America's sleaziest CEOs has written a booklet arguing that he's the real victim. Get in line, buddy.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
That outreach to the African-American community is going GREAT.
Kane was found guilty of leaking information from a grand jury hearing and then lying about it.