Tag: conspiracy

Bundy Jury Can’t Decide If Pointing Guns At Law Enforcement Is Bad

The feds need some better prosecutors, maybe.
Zits of DOOOOM!

Trump Jerk Roger Stone Was Poisoned To Death By The CIA, But He Got Better

Could it have been ... SATAN?
How's that presidential transition team working out for ya then?

Chris Christie Aides Eated All The Guilty Verdicts In Bridgegate Trial

Maybe now Christie will take some responsibility and... hahaha, sorry, we couldn't keep a straight face.

Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
Don Blankenship at a -- get this -- Labor Day event.

Evil Murdery Coal CEO Says He’s A ‘Political Prisoner,’ Amnesty International Oddly Uninterested

One of America's sleaziest CEOs has written a booklet arguing that he's the real victim. Get in line, buddy.
"This is going to cost someone $5 million one day, Barry."

Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 29, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Donald Trump On Flint’s Black Lady Pastor: B*tch Set Him Up!

That outreach to the African-American community is going GREAT.

Pennsylvania AG Kathleen Kane Found Guilty Of So Many Things, Bye PA AG Kathleen Kane!

Kane was found guilty of leaking information from a grand jury hearing and then lying about it.
It's a plausible theory, at least

Utah Rep Being Bit Of A Racist, Lying Dick To The Indians

We've got Bundyite sovereign citizens, liars, and racists against the Bears Ears national monument proposal. Hell, all we need now is some good old-fashioned ratfucking.
Yet another victim of the vast government conspiracy

Bundy Militia Mom Oppressed By Big Government Just Because She Beat Her Kids A Little

Why are government tyrants always stealing patriots' children over a few beatings?
Take that, Austin!

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Gardasil Prevents Cancer, So Anti-Vaxxers Figure It’s Poison

Good day to you, fair readers! It's time once again for the Snake Oil Bulletin. This week we shall be taking a gander at lady parts and diseases thereof. Oh no, you rakish rapscallions. We shant be spying any...
how can you not trust this guy?

Evil Coal Mining CEO Don Blankenship Guilty Of Conspiracy, Faces Harsh Wrist Slap

This post brought to you by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Coal Mine Explosions, Oil Spills, and Pyrrhic Victories One of America's slimiest corporate executives, Don Blankenship, the former CEO of Massey Energy, was convicted Thursday of conspiring to...
These are not the KKKinder and Gentler Hello KKKitties

FBI Ruins Nice White Power Rangers’ Plan To Kill All The Blacks And Jewishes

The FBI went and ruined some white supremacist guys' plot for setting off a glorious Race War, arresting three Virginia men who had big plans for a campaign of terror that fortunately never got any further than the Dream Big...
Just going through the motions anymore

Texas Happy To Let Obama Invade With FEMA Now Please

Here's President Barack Obama explaining Tuesday that he's ready to direct federal aid to Texas, which has suffered deadly flooding since the weekend, with more rain and flash flooding on the way. At least 31 people have died in storms that...
Does it violate Godwin's Law when you're talking about neo-Nazis?

Deleted Comments Of The Week: The Holocaust Was A Hoax, Martial Law In Texas Is Real

Lots of lovely deleted comments for you this week, many of them in reply to our piece about David Cole, the Holocaust denier who's found an exciting new career denying climate change (he thinks climate scientists need to be...
Oh HAI impending doom.

Florida Sees, Hears, And Speaks No Climate Change. Also: Sinks Into The Sea

Perhaps you’ve heard that, thanks to and its associated rising sea levels, Miami is very soon likely going to underwater. Tampa, too. And you would think that, were you the governor of the state that includes those two...