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God Spares Phyllis Schlafly Sight Of First Woman President

Phyllis Schlafly is up in heaven now, telling all the lady angels to get back in the kitchen.
It may not have this been this exact painting.

Michigan State University Gets To Learn Why Darwin Did The Holocaust

Thanks to some help from a campus student group, Michigan State University's campus in East Lansing gets to host a great big Creationism conference, not that the university itself is particularly excited about the prospect of bringing in a...

ALSO: Ha ha, our own Ken Layne killed Conservapedia.

Conservative Wiki Offers Helpful List of Senate Democrats To Assassinate, So Republican Governors Can Appoint GOP Replacements

Americans, are you still letting your idiot kids do all their "research" from the liberal-propaganda pit of vipers known as the "Wikipedia," which is filthy with scientific facts and frighteningly detailed Buffy the Vampire Slayer trivia? Well stop it,...