He needs IMMEDIATE foot surgery! It will take him A MONTH to recover!
Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????
By the end of the week, Trump will be saying he always wanted a tougher policy toward Syria.
There's a guy running in a special Congressional election in Montana, Rob Quist. He's a musician, a grassroots guy, works for food banks and arts funding in schools, swell fella, looks hella good for 69. (Nice.) You can and...
Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.
Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.
Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.
Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!
C-SPAN's riveting and AMERICAN congressional coverage is compromised by Russian propaganda! Hold on to your tinfoil hats!
Hi, Justice Department inspector general, PLEASE INVESTIGATE VERY QUICKLY.
Grab your Culture Guns, folks. We've got a war over a painting going on in Congress.
Come watch Exxon CEO man try to convince us he's qualified to lead the State Department HAHAHAHAHA AS IF.
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.