Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!
Click to see how many jizz jokes we can make in one post. SPOILER IT IS A LOT.
Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.
Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!
TOO SOON, NANCY PELOSI.
Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.
The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know.
Trump Breakthroughs That Are Less Than They Sound Like, Part Twelve Spejillion.
Orrin Hatch wants more serious research on medical uses for marijuana, and he'll toke no excuses. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.
He say DACA, ain't there nothin' I can take? He say DACA, to relieve this bellyache?
DACA recipients get Trump-punted.
Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man.
How about a Congress full of InfoWars fans? And how would that be different from the House Science Committee?
Everything about this story makes our head hurt.
Putin's gonna be MAAAAAAAAAAD.