Tag: congress

GOP Murders Ethics Office, Wonder Why! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 3, 2016.

The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!

Dammit, Loretta Lynch! Dammit, James Comey!

Lynch could have stopped Comey from throwing the election. But she didn't.
Also a TrekkER, not a TrekkIE

Nice Time! Congress Votes Unanimously To Protect Nonbelievers’ Rights. What Are They Up To????

'The God I don't believe in is a kind and loving God.' -- Catch-22
Come and get your love

Today’s Your Obamacare Sign-up Deadline, Get It While You Can!

Today's the deadline to sign up for Obamacare plans starting January 1. Get on it, people.

Electoral College Members Just Curious How Far Up Trump’s Ass Russia Really Is

Ooh, things are getting interesting!

Let’s Watch A Hillary Clinton Speech And Cry Some More, Like We Always Do

We still just want to give her a hug.

How Bad Is Donald Trump Pissing In China’s Corn Flakes Over Taiwan? THIS MANY BAD.

It's a YOOGE FREAKING DEAL, and not in a good way.

Team Of Evils: Trump’s Pick For HHS Can’t Wait To Repeal Obamacare, Privatize Medicare, Certify Orphans As ‘Food’

You could find worse people to head HHS. They're undoubtedly going to other cabinet positions.
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Will Congress Investigate Russian Meddling In Election If We Call It ‘Hillary Clinton’?

It's time to see who's actually going to be a patriotic American statesman around here.

Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around

This will NEVER be the new normal.
The plan is this guy. He'll be everyone's doctor.

Let’s All Sign Up For Obamacare And Go Naked!

Want to get their attention? Let's set ACA enrollment records.

FBI Director James Comey: HAHA, YOU GUYS! MY BAD!

The FBI has looked at the new Hillary emails and surprise! It's a big nothing!
It wasn't his case, but 9/11

Radicalized FBI Sleeper Cell Probably Led By Rudy Giuliani

Haha, attempted coups are hilarious!

James Comey Strikes Again (And Again And Again And Again)

We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.