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Wonkagenda: Monday, September 26, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Monday, September 19, 2016

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What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 12, 2016

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Paul Ryan So Sad Hillary Clinton Was Mean To That Nice Trump Boy

Paul Ryan is quite dismayed at the tone this election has taken, with all the insults and and bullying and name-calling and meanness coming... from the Clinton campaign. And he thinks Donald Trump deserves an apology! Early on Thursday, in...
This child can't stand Maureen Dowd either

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, September 7, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 23, 2016

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Barack Obama Can’t Stop LOLing At That Dumb Whack-Off Donald Trump

How many times will Obama talk about what a pompous dumb loser Trump is? AS MANY TIMES AS HE WANTS TO.

President Obama Calls Trump Dumbass Again, Because Trump Is Being A Dumbass Again

Obama says Trump is 'woefully unprepared' for the presidency, and encourages Republicans like John McCain to grow some balls, please.

Wonkagenda: Friday, 07/29/2016

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In Space, No One Can Hear Your Shrieking About Global Warming

What was the deal with that nice space lady anyway?

House Republican Dingbats Find New Thing To Investigate, And It Is House Democrats!

Did you know the House Democrats' gun control sit-in was very rude and against the rules? Let's punish them!
A couple of amateurs

Mark Kelly And David Petraeus Started New Gun Safety Group Before Orlando. See? It Didn’t Work!

Former astronaut Mark Kelly and retired Gen. David Petraeus have formed a group to fight for stronger gun laws. We're looking forward to the Usual Suspects yelling these vets don't know anything about firearms.

Orlando Killer’s Dad Wishes Pulse Nightclub Wouldn’t Have Been So Cheap About Hiring Security

As gently as possible, may we suggest that it's probably time for him to STFU?

Nancy Pelosi Just Cold Trollin’ Paul Ryan Now, And Also She Hatin’

Pelosi can't stop chuckle-snorting about what a weenus Paul Ryan is, and it's GREAT.

Coquettish Paul Ryan Done Playing Hard To Get, Ready To Give His Heart To Trump

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Presidential candidate in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an endorsement from a Speaker of the House.
NOPE!

Ted Cruz Just Wants To Help GOP Senate Buddies But They’re All Busy Washing Their Hair

Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!