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How many times will Obama talk about what a pompous dumb loser Trump is? AS MANY TIMES AS HE WANTS TO.

Obama says Trump is 'woefully unprepared' for the presidency, and encourages Republicans like John McCain to grow some balls, please.

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What was the deal with that nice space lady anyway?

Did you know the House Democrats' gun control sit-in was very rude and against the rules? Let's punish them!

Former astronaut Mark Kelly and retired Gen. David Petraeus have formed a group to fight for stronger gun laws. We're looking forward to the Usual Suspects yelling these vets don't know anything about firearms.

As gently as possible, may we suggest that it's probably time for him to STFU?

Pelosi can't stop chuckle-snorting about what a weenus Paul Ryan is, and it's GREAT.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Presidential candidate in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an endorsement from a Speaker of the House.

Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!

Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore is sick and tired of people misunderstanding her important thoughts about the need to shoot federal agents who aren't really...

Texas Republican Congresshick Louie Gohmert has some thoughts to share about gays, outer space, Matt Damon, and traditional het’rosexual romance!

Gather round, ye Wonkers, for we have another TKO smackdown to share with you!

Republicans, who freaked out mightily over Ebola a couple years ago, are taking a far more laid-back approach to funding preparations for the Zika virus. We can't imagine why.

Just last week, we were telling you about how, last year, Obama nominated a known homosexican, Eric Fanning, to be secretary of the Army, but...

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