This is how we're treating 'the least of these.' Why doesn't Jesus send any hurricanes over this?
SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.
This isn't even close to normal. This will take years for the light to normal to reach.
This is probably for the best, as he looks like he might be sticky.
And Connecticut newspapers, and maybe a mommyblog/recipe hub or two, are calling for her head on a platter. Or her resignation. Either, really.
Let's end our day by recognizing Nancy Pelosi as the badass she is.
Stacey Dash is the only Republican running in California's 44th, and she's, like, totally clueless.
Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!
What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?
The GOP congressional hopeful thinks he can gaslight people, and is deeply annoyed that he can't find anyone to play Ingrid Bergman.
Pennsylvania Congressman Pat Meehan, it is your time to shine!
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?
US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.
Donald Trump Having Big Wonderful Immigration Meeting, So Happy, Loves All His Mexican Rapist Friends!
Hope you have your deportation pants on, 'cause you're about to get deported.
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