Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!
Durr durr durr durr durr.
DISCLAIMER: This is fake news, as we are sure Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would never part with his beloved ducky pajamas.
Another day, another gross story.
Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.
Congress Destroyed This Climate Satellite We Needed, Because Have You Seen What Mini-Storage Costs Lately???
The Republican War on Science is already racking up wins against climate monitoring.
Michael Grimm really likes Trump's hands, is what he's saying. Such big hands. Strong, like bull.
Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!
Click to see how many jizz jokes we can make in one post. SPOILER IT IS A LOT.
Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.
Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!
TOO SOON, NANCY PELOSI.
Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.
The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know.
Trump Breakthroughs That Are Less Than They Sound Like, Part Twelve Spejillion.
Orrin Hatch wants more serious research on medical uses for marijuana, and he'll toke no excuses. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!