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Republicans, who freaked out mightily over Ebola a couple years ago, are taking a far more laid-back approach to funding preparations for the Zika virus. We can't imagine why.

Just last week, we were telling you about how, last year, Obama nominated a known homosexican, Eric Fanning, to be secretary of the Army, but...

BREAKING NEWS: North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory is a moron.

Did you guys hear the news? NO, Ted Cruz did not die in a fire made out of dildos soaked with the blood of...

It's a day, so Ted Cruz is being a dick. Monday morning, he told a gay man at a town hall in New York how much...

It's easy to forget, what with all the breaking news about Ted Cruz's alleged sex scandals and dildo-grabbing, that the man currently running...

Bill Clinton has been yelling at black people again. Specifically, he's been yelling at protesters from Black Lives Matter, calling them dishonest liars who...

Know what's super? How the Republican-controlled House of Representatives passed TWO bills on Tuesday, both of which were very Nice-Nice and all 'bout gettin'...

Know what's a Not Nice thing to say to a human lady who ain't got no boy testes? That you want to "neuter" her....

Speaker Paul Ryan is very serious about being a good speaker of the House. You know, the kind of speaker who doesn't let the...

We told you in November that Nevada assembly-lady Michele Fiore, whose boobs are as locked and loaded as her massive gun collection (and she's...

Oh fiddlesticks, the Sharia law is coming to Indiana, probably. A cruel federal judge named Tanya Walton Pratt has ruled that she doesn't even CARE...

Presidential candidates aren't the only thing Texas is going to play Hold 'Em with on Super Tuesday, as there is also GOHMERS! Texas Congresscritter Louis...

We haven't heard from Rep. Darrell Issa much since he got the Benghazi knocked out of him a while back, but he's determined to...

When you are a Republican from Maine, you have to work HARD to come up with new ways to be a dick. Sociopath Gov. Paul LePage's...

Oh hey, Aaron Schock, long time, no see your perky, adorable Republican buttocks! Gosh, has it been a year since you were the most...

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