What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?
The GOP congressional hopeful thinks he can gaslight people, and is deeply annoyed that he can't find anyone to play Ingrid Bergman.
Pennsylvania Congressman Pat Meehan, it is your time to shine!
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?
US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.
Donald Trump Having Big Wonderful Immigration Meeting, So Happy, Loves All His Mexican Rapist Friends!
Hope you have your deportation pants on, 'cause you're about to get deported.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!
Durr durr durr durr durr.
DISCLAIMER: This is fake news, as we are sure Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would never part with his beloved ducky pajamas.
Another day, another gross story.
Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.
Congress Destroyed This Climate Satellite We Needed, Because Have You Seen What Mini-Storage Costs Lately???
The Republican War on Science is already racking up wins against climate monitoring.
Michael Grimm really likes Trump's hands, is what he's saying. Such big hands. Strong, like bull.