Tag: congress

Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Paul Nehlen Can’t See How Making ‘Jews Who Are Out To Get Me’ List Is So ‘Anti-Semitic’

The GOP congressional hopeful thinks he can gaslight people, and is deeply annoyed that he can't find anyone to play Ingrid Bergman.

When You Love Something, Pay It Off With Congressional $$$ And Get Kicked Off The Ethics Committee

Pennsylvania Congressman Pat Meehan, it is your time to shine!

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

It’s Real Fuckin’ Obvious Why GOP Didn’t Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript

YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?

Federal Judge Karate-Chops Trump On DACA, Like: THWACK And Also KAPOW!

US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.

Donald Trump Having Big Wonderful Immigration Meeting, So Happy, Loves All His Mexican Rapist Friends!

Hope you have your deportation pants on, 'cause you're about to get deported.

Your Weekly Top Ten Hopes You Get Just What You Want For WAR ON CHRISTMAS

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
And then he'll grow his beard back

Paul Ryan Considering Retiring, Just As Soon As He Makes It Impossible For Anyone Else To

Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!

FOR SALE: Ducky Pajamas. Lightly Jizzed In. $84,000 OBO.

DISCLAIMER: This is fake news, as we are sure Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would never part with his beloved ducky pajamas.

John Conyers, You Fucking Jerk

Another day, another gross story.

Carter Page Clearly Just Going For Insanity Defense Now

Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.

Congress Destroyed This Climate Satellite We Needed, Because Have You Seen What Mini-Storage Costs Lately???

The Republican War on Science is already racking up wins against climate monitoring.

Felon Ex-Congressman Michael Grimm Can’t Believe Trump’s Goddamn Hands Are So Fucking Huge

Michael Grimm really likes Trump's hands, is what he's saying. Such big hands. Strong, like bull.