Tag: congress

And then he'll grow his beard back

Paul Ryan Considering Retiring, Just As Soon As He Makes It Impossible For Anyone Else To

Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!

FOR SALE: Ducky Pajamas. Lightly Jizzed In. $84,000 OBO.

DISCLAIMER: This is fake news, as we are sure Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would never part with his beloved ducky pajamas.

John Conyers, You Fucking Jerk

Another day, another gross story.

Carter Page Clearly Just Going For Insanity Defense Now

Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.

Congress Destroyed This Climate Satellite We Needed, Because Have You Seen What Mini-Storage Costs Lately???

The Republican War on Science is already racking up wins against climate monitoring.

Felon Ex-Congressman Michael Grimm Can’t Believe Trump’s Goddamn Hands Are So Fucking Huge

Michael Grimm really likes Trump's hands, is what he's saying. Such big hands. Strong, like bull.

Which Committee Is Blowing Goats Instead Of Investigating Trump-Russia Today?

Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!

Trey Gowdy And Devin Nunes Flooding Earth With Jizz Over New Hillary Investigations

Click to see how many jizz jokes we can make in one post. SPOILER IT IS A LOT.

Trump Drug Czar Pick Pulls Out To Spend More Time With His Drug Lobby Money

Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.

‘Pro-Life’ Congressman Quits To Spend More Time Begging Girlfriends To Have Abortions

Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!

You Need Some Motherfucking Nice Time! How Bout Target Raising Wages To $15 For Everyone!

Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.

Nancy Pelosi’s Hand Goes UP, Trump Aides’ Mouths Go SHUT

The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know.

Donald Trump Rolled By ‘Chuck And Nancy’ Again? Who Can Even Say!

Trump Breakthroughs That Are Less Than They Sound Like, Part Twelve Spejillion.

Orrin Hatch Steals All The Dad Puns With Medical Pot Research Bill Announcement

Orrin Hatch wants more serious research on medical uses for marijuana, and he'll toke no excuses. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!