Tag: congress

Trump Drug Czar Pick Pulls Out To Spend More Time With His Drug Lobby Money

Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.

‘Pro-Life’ Congressman Quits To Spend More Time Begging Girlfriends To Have Abortions

Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!

You Need Some Motherfucking Nice Time! How Bout Target Raising Wages To $15 For Everyone!

Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.

Nancy Pelosi’s Hand Goes UP, Trump Aides’ Mouths Go SHUT

The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know.

Donald Trump Rolled By ‘Chuck And Nancy’ Again? Who Can Even Say!

Trump Breakthroughs That Are Less Than They Sound Like, Part Twelve Spejillion.

Orrin Hatch Steals All The Dad Puns With Medical Pot Research Bill Announcement

Orrin Hatch wants more serious research on medical uses for marijuana, and he'll toke no excuses. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

FEMA To Run Out Of Money By Friday. Good Thing No Disasters Are On The Way!

Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.

End DACA? Well, Trump Didn’t Know You Were Going To Be MAD About It!

He say DACA, ain't there nothin' I can take? He say DACA, to relieve this bellyache?

Donald Trump Prepares To Deport Our Best, Keep The Nazis

DACA recipients get Trump-punted.

’10 Things I Hate About James Comey’: A Sad, Stupid Letter From Donald J. Trump

Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man.

Idaho End Times Lunatic Guy Running To Be Congressman From InfoWars

How about a Congress full of InfoWars fans? And how would that be different from the House Science Committee?

Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT EVEN THE FUCK?

Everything about this story makes our head hurt.

Trump Signs Russian Sanctions With Tiny Fingers Crossed Behind His Back

Putin's gonna be MAAAAAAAAAAD.

Badass Marines Lady Will ‘OORAH!’ All Over Pig Turd Kentucky GOP

Can the first lady Marine to fly an F-18 in combat beat the GOP's ass in Kentucky's 6th district? RECKON SHE MIGHT!

Trump Caught Between Russian Sanctions And A Pee Tape (ALLEGEDLY)

WHO'S YOUR DADDY, TRUMP? WHO'S YOUR REAL DADDY?