Tag: congress

Former astronaut Mark Kelly and retired Gen. David Petraeus have formed a group to fight for stronger gun laws. We're looking forward to the Usual Suspects yelling these vets don't know anything about firearms.

As gently as possible, may we suggest that it's probably time for him to STFU?

Pelosi can't stop chuckle-snorting about what a weenus Paul Ryan is, and it's GREAT.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Presidential candidate in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an endorsement from a Speaker of the House.

Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!

Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore is sick and tired of people misunderstanding her important thoughts about the need to shoot federal agents who aren't really...

Texas Republican Congresshick Louie Gohmert has some thoughts to share about gays, outer space, Matt Damon, and traditional het’rosexual romance!

Gather round, ye Wonkers, for we have another TKO smackdown to share with you!

Republicans, who freaked out mightily over Ebola a couple years ago, are taking a far more laid-back approach to funding preparations for the Zika virus. We can't imagine why.

Just last week, we were telling you about how, last year, Obama nominated a known homosexican, Eric Fanning, to be secretary of the Army, but...

BREAKING NEWS: North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory is a moron.

Did you guys hear the news? NO, Ted Cruz did not die in a fire made out of dildos soaked with the blood of...

It's a day, so Ted Cruz is being a dick. Monday morning, he told a gay man at a town hall in New York how much...

It's easy to forget, what with all the breaking news about Ted Cruz's alleged sex scandals and dildo-grabbing, that the man currently running...

Bill Clinton has been yelling at black people again. Specifically, he's been yelling at protesters from Black Lives Matter, calling them dishonest liars who...

Know what's super? How the Republican-controlled House of Representatives passed TWO bills on Tuesday, both of which were very Nice-Nice and all 'bout gettin'...

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