Sam Alito Worries About Wedgies
Friday, November 4th, 2005
When we read that young Sam Alito had supported the notion that “no private sexual act between consenting adults should be forbidden” — not he’s not even limiting to groups of two! — we thought we knew him. Sure he seemed sedate when Bush introduced him, but surely he must be set to trade video collections with Clarence Thomas and pick pubic hairs out of his tallboy. But it turns out this is not the case. Despite Judge Alito’s pansexual enthusiasm, he is a complete dork. Which we love. MORE »
When we read that young Sam Alito had supported the notion that “no private sexual act between consenting adults should be forbidden” — not he’s not even limiting to groups of two! — we thought we knew him. Sure he seemed sedate when Bush introduced him, but surely he must be set to trade video collections with Clarence Thomas and pick pubic hairs out of his tallboy. But it turns out this is not the case. Despite Judge Alito’s pansexual enthusiasm, he is a complete dork. Which we love. MORE »









The White House, intent on getting people talking about something besides Harriet Miers’s clothes, religion, and cardiac fitness, brought up six former Texas State Supreme Court judges yesterday to chat with president and to give the press corps some insight on to the keen legal mind of Ms. Miers. And insight they gave, though as to into what area of the body is anyone’s guess: “I’d trust her with my wife and with my life,” said former Texas Supreme Court Chief Justice John Hill. 


Never let it be said that the government cares more about rich people than the rest of us: