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Posts Tagged ‘confederacy’

REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Did You Know *Other* Republican Governors Are Creepy Weirdos, Like Mark Sanford?

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Rick Perry is Packing Fudge.Anybody who says the Associated Press is not the most important wire service with “AP” as its initials just plain hates good journalism. Following up on yesterday’s scorcher about how there were five (5) other governors who did something vaguely weird once, over the course of American state history, today AP headquarters in New York offers up what just might be the most cogent yet blistering assessment of the Mark Sanford “Argentine Firecracker” scandal thus far: Sanford is a Republican governor doing lame, creepy things … just like all those other Republican governors trying to make a name for themselves in the GOP’s final days. MORE »


REGIONAL BIAS

Barack Obama Hates Every Southerner Except Robert Gibbs

Friday, March 13th, 2009

'Nuke Alabama.'Our new president might say he likes diversity and things, but then why does he not fiscally stimulate the ailing South by hiring some southerners to work for him, HMMM? He has precisely one (1) staffer who hails from below the Mason-Dixon line, one “Robert Gibbs,” who does not count because he has zero neck tattoos and does not listen to Skynyrd. MORE »